This will be the required footwear for all of Arkansas' starters while out on the town. No longer will underage drinking and kicking a man while he's down ruin the hopes and dreams of so many mountain folk. If only the Arkansas Staff had caught on a little sooner!
The Updated Story - Darren, Darren, Darren! Like my mother always said, "Nothing good ever happens after Four AM!"
This Just In: Houston Nutt is requiring freshman phenom quarterback Mitch Mustain to wear a Hazmat suit with his steel-toes anytime he's not in the safe confines of the practice facility.
Mitch is seen here bringing Coach Nutt his morning coffee