TheWiz asked for me for my "official" prediction of the big game (I'm feeling generous):
Florida 45
Oklahoma 27 (including garbage TD)
Florida is gonna play its game and score at will against the # 58 ranked scoring defense. We've all seen what the Big XII South is really comprised of...
[TheWizOfOdds Composite Prediction Post]
Friends of the Blog (FOTBs) RedSoloCup do a fantastic job rubbing it in...
By the way, where do you see Ole Miss ranked to start the 2009 season? This no-name a-hole says #6, just below the Tide. Damn I miss SEC football.
A little Ole Miss love at the SEC Championship game. Thanks, Tider [Credit: Jason, the sign's author]
How Florida Wins:
EDSBS and The Sporting Blog's Spencer Hall is doing his thing at SEC Media Days. Here, Spence encounters one of the many Tiders that make the yellowhammer state so damn special.
399 effing dollars?!? I wonder what the Mike Shula prints are going for in the discount bin at Bammer Fever?
Oh, and just because I'm gonna be out of town starting tomorrow, I'm feeling generous...Keep the Bama party going with this stud...
Huh. didn't know Bama had Canadian fans. What's more kick ass? Custom jorts or a custom jean jacket?
Believe it, Gator skanks...You're still in the top 5
| Rank | Team | Delta |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | LSU |  25 |
| 2 | California | 24 |
| 3 | Ohio State | 23 |
| 4 | Florida | 22 |
| 5 | Boston College | 21 |
| 6 | Missouri | 20 |
| 7 | South Florida | 19 |
| 8 | South Carolina | 18 |
| 9 | Southern Cal | 17 |
| 10 | Kentucky | 16 |
| 11 | Oklahoma | 15 |
| 12 | West Virginia | 14 |
| 13 | Wisconsin | 13 |
| 14 | Auburn | 12 |
| 15 | Rutgers | 11 |
| 16 | Oregon | 10 |
| 17 | Hawaii | 9 |
| 18 | Arizona State | 8 |
| 19 | Kansas | 7 |
| 20 | Cincinnati | 6 |
| 21 | Illinois | 5 |
| 22 | Florida State | 4 |
| 23 | Texas | 3 |
| 24 | Tennessee | 2 |
| 25 | Maryland | 1 |
- Cal and the rest of these sucking losers have forced my hand. The Golden Bears go to New Orleans if the vote was today.
- You're damn right Florida's still in my top 5! Can you honestly tell me, with a straight face, that Boston College or South Florida would beat this UF team on a neutral field? No, you can't. It might be close, but UF is clearly better than 99% of the 1 loss teams out there. Don't be a jackass. You know it's true.
- Mizzou is real, son. That Chase Daniels can slang a football. I got to watch him dismantal the Ole Miss D for something a hair short of 400 yards. A great offense, and a good enough defense. Think, a more polished, less prone to F it all away in one rainy game Kentucky.
- You wouldn't know it unless you watched very closely (unlike the coaches poll, sportsline 120) Auburn is a changed team. They've weathered the storm and are ready to fight with anybody on their schedule (or in the Top 25 for that matter).
Stereotypes of The SEC
Thanks to super-badass reader Rocky, we can now cast our very own Deep South Simpsons. Early favorites are Tennessee, UK and of course my contribution with his hot new "got nick?" tee.
click to enlarge
Posting is gonna be damn near non-existent for the next week. Sorry, but we've got a pretty strong excuse. DeepSouthSports is getting married this weekend (I know, I know...I'm not earning any "Man Points"). DeepSouthSports will then be honeymooning in Jamaica.
Consider it the calm before the college football storm.
In the mean time, enjoy some of my fellow bloggers to the right and think fondly of me. I'll be sitting on some far away beach... drinking a "Dirty Banana" and pouring one out for my bachelorhood.
Yeah, I stopped reading "the funnies" when The Far Side got canned or retired or whatever. By the way, The Family Circus can kiss my ass.
It would take something truly amazing to get me back reading that fish wrap they call the Sunday Comics. Much like this feature from The Auburner. Those guys are Hiiilarious. The Birmingham News would be wise to pick this up...
2004 College QB Reunion:
didn't know Matt Stafford's sister was a Gator (LosersWithSocks)
a little blast from the past to cleanse your mental palate
Whether it be on the field, off the field or at Talladega, Matthew Stafford loves making Joe Cox his bitch to compete.
Matty takes that spirit of competition to a whole new level as seen in this recently leaked Georgia Bulldog spring practice team photo.
How will Tebow answer?
Stafford is a man among boys (click to enlarge)
Credit: Loserswithsocks and Jai Eugene
