And here I thought Kige Ramsey was my true Kentucky role model, but how can you not idolize a fella who attempts not to smile too much cause he got his "teeth knocked out by a chainsaw." If you ever had a doubt that The South was gonna rise again, then you could learn a thing or two from The Turtleman...
[1 Rodimus Prime @ Nafoom]
This guy is a youtube badass. Basically, Kige just tells it like it is and lets the chips fall where they may. Sports is Kige's passion, but sometimes he lends his keen intellect to other important matters; such as politics and the I-phone.
Don't be alarmed by this recent Kige Classic. I'm sure he's not really fluffing himself at the Wal-Marks.
Links:
Kige's Extensive Youtube Sports Archives
The Kige Interview
Why the hell would you not pay 275 bones for this sweet ass jacket? In case your family, friends and co-workers were wondering, wear this tri-tone leather jacket with pride and let everyone know that you are indeed a complete whitetrash, douchebag stud.
S**t, it's even on "Super Clearance" for some crazy assed reason. $191.20 Are you 'effin me?!? I'll take three.
Now, whenever some dummy Aubarn fan starts talking smack about "The Thumb" or "5 in a row," no need to ask them if they "Got Twelve?" Now you can just point at the back of your new leather National Champions jacket and walk away.
Score One For The Tide!
Back from the Bachelor party and feeling fine. There's nothing that a sausage-fest in the mountains can't cure: A few dozen beers, trout and Deliverance jokes (do they ever get old? No). Now back to business...
As Orson alluded, this clip (HT: TheSportingOrange) should spread through the College Football Blogosphere like Paris Hilton Approved VD. It's no Diamonds from Glasgow (get out of their effin' way!), but it's got teeth. Teeth like say...vintage DC Talk. If you went to a private, caucasiancentric, churchy high school like mine, you can certainly relate to this esteemed level of turdulence.
I present to you Eastside Catholic High School - Seattle, WA (Cobain would be proud):
Catholic School ROOOOOOOCKS!
Gayest. Celebration. Ever.
Chestnut...Smells like...Victory!
66 effin' Hotdogs in 12 minutes, or 1 every 10.9 seconds (Tebow would have taken his ass)
For those of you that were out grilling sausage and drinking beer like normal people, I hunted up some video. Here's the exhilarating final two minutes, when everything was in doubt but anything was possible.
Major League Eating... It's Shartastic!
I'll admit that the foreigner should get a bonus point for eating his own vomit - Major credit
Other World Records Held by Chestnut (Wikipedia):
Blake Mitchell Just Wants To Dance
Spurrier's leading man really likes the sauce. Apparently, he also likes the river dance. What s**t-faced, starting, SEC Quarterback doesn't? Blake Mitchell is seen below getting his swerve on at a recent wedding.
Not only is he set to be "The Man" when it comes to Spurrier's Cock-n'-Fire offense, but from the below photographic evidence, he also appears to be "That Guy." Yeah, Klick-Klack...
Spurrier says antiperspirant is gay
It's not his fault - Blake was entrapped in a "Ring of Dance"
Blake's working it so hard, the girl on the right appears to be removing her undergarments
I'm 95% sure this was the song playing during these pictures - Happy Weekend
Link: The Rant
A Salute to the Godfather of Edu-tainment
In all seriousness, Don Herbert was a super-stud from the old school (1918-2007).
Circa 1986, after I vacated Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood, (and my parents got cable) I grew to love a little science show called Mr. Wizard on Nickelodeon. Herbert managed to take that developing ball of mush between so many young ears, and he focused, educated and entertained it for 30 minutes a day. He showed us the science in every day life, and he managed to make it cool. That, my friends, is a pretty nice legacy.
If you want to know what's missing from the lives of America's youth today, I'll tell you. It's Mr Wizard. And America is a worse place for it.
Thanks, Don
Links:
Mr. Wizard Passes at 89
Mourning Mr. Wizard
Mr. Wizard - Show Intro
