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Showing posts with label ill advised. Show all posts

Thursday, September 13

The Orgeron - Man of the People

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The Devil Went Down to Mississippi

As you've probably heard, Ole Miss coach Ed Orgeron isn't exactly the touchy-feely kind of "Mark Richty" coach that some would hope for. He's an in your face, tell it like it is, 4 red bulls-a-day, no excuses, old-school, crazy-assed defensive line coach who doesn't have time for your bulls**t.

So when some punkass five-year-old comes up to Ed at his son's little league baseball game looking for a "Coach O" autograph on his Florida Gators hat (excuse me?), Orgeron does what any of us would have done...He basically tells that kid to F**k off.

This is a letter to the editor of the Oxford Eagle. It appeared in the print edition but was unavaiable in the crappy online edition.

Mother Unhappy with Coach O's Actions

This summer, our family was at a little league baseball game at Batesville, and Coach Orgeron was there. Many children stood in line to get an autograph from this arrogant man. Unfortunately, my five year old was one of many who waited.

He waited until the game was over, so as not to bother him while the game was going on. He stood there waiting with his Florida Gator team hat (the five year old that is). When his turn came, he was very rudely turned away by Orgeron. He told my son he was not going to sign his hat because it was a Florida hat.

My five year old had no idea why he was denied by this person, who must have been a great man because everyone was standing in line to get his signature. The look on my child's face when he turned around to walk away, hanging his head, would have made any real man sad.

My heart hurt so bad for my little man. My mother always told me, "Give a man a little power and his true character will appear". Coach Orgeron's true character was seen that day, to be sure. Coach Orgeron is the little man, and that day my son walked away the bigger one.

A mother whose heart hurt that day,

Sally Summerman

Wow. Way to keep your rep, brah. That kid can s**t in his hat for all I care. I'm actually surprised Orgeron didn't slap the Gators hat off that little punk's head and call him a "traitorous pussy."

On the flip side, way to go, Sally. Way to think it through. Real smart calling out The Orgeron. Yeah, try not to sweat with fear as you start your minivan in the next few weeks, months or years. Next thing you know, Sally Summerman's gonna have a one-on-one fiddle playing showdown with The Devil.

HT: Nafoom.com Messageboard

Monday, July 16

Multiple Bama Thugs Arrested



Saban Still Omnipotent?

Why does Coach Nick Saban let bad things happen to good people? Why didn't Coach stop this!?! Hey...Maybe it's all part of CNS's greater plan.

Here's the official internet rumor from Tidesports.com (In Tider Speak, the "Caps Lock" means it's seriously true):

FIRST OF ALL, I AM AS FANATIC ABOUT BAMA FOOTBALL AS ANYONE. I WAS THERE, DEADRICK AND UPCHURCH WERE ARRESTED BY TPD AND THREE OTHERS WERE TAKEN AWAY BY UAPD. THE BOUNCERS AT LEGACY TURNED THEM AWAY BECAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO GET UNDER-AGE GIRLS IN WITH THEM AND THEY DID NOT ADHERE TO DRESS CODE. THEY CAME BACK AND STARTED FIGHTING WITH BOUNCERS. POLICE WERE CALLED. FIRST TWO POLICE OFFICERS ORIGINALLY TRIED TO MAKE THE PLAYERS JUST LEAVE. DEADRICK GOT PHYSICAL WITH THE OFFICERS. BACK UP ARRIVED IN A BIG WAY. DEADRICK ENDED UP PEPPER SPRAYED AND THEN USED HIS HEAD TO BUST WINDOW IN THE BACK OF A UNIT. SEVERAL OTHER PLAYERS WERE PRESENT BUT COULD NOT CONTROL DEADRICK AND "GANG". UPCHURCH WAS ARRESTED BY TPD ALSO. PR IS A HUGE THING WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYERS SO IT WILL TAKE DAY OR 2 TO FILTER TO OFFICIAL MEDIA. BOTTOM LINE IS WE DO NOT NEED THESE KIND OF PLAYERS AT BAMA, WE ARE NOT UT. THE PLAYERS HAVE BEEN ALOT MORE DISCIPLINED AROUND HERE SINCE SABAN TOOK OVER. THESE FEW ARE A BAD REP OF THE REST OF THE TEAM. I HOPE SABAN MAKES AN EXAMPLE OF DEADRICK. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO REPRESENT BAMA AT ALL. FOLKS THIS IS WHAT I OBSERVED, NOT RUMOR. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE REST OF THE TEAM THAT WAS THERE AND TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ALONG WITH TPD WHO TRIED TO HANDLE THIS DIFFERENTLY BUT HAD NO CHOICE TO ARREST AFTER DEADRICK PUT HIS HANDS ON 2 COPS.


I actually have no reason to doubt this, and it sounds like one hell of a time. If this all pans out like it should, we are certainly looking at a bigger P.R. turd than last season's Marajawaun Simpson fiasco. (Read: Players suspended for Western Carolina AND Louisiana Monroe) The "Legit Alabama Media" is attempting to downplay the severity of this story (currently no sign of it on the front page of al.com sports). Either that, or they actually care about "fact checking" and "journalistic integrity." Sucks for them.

No matter what happens, we know that it is Saban's will. Coach works in mysterious ways.

Thursday, July 12

Brady Quinn's Homopalooza


How Did You Spend Your Off-Season?


Noted man's man... Brady Quinn spent his down time totally not acting gay. And I thought Eli got hazed. Some of these pictures we know, some we are meeting for the first time.












OMG!!! Brady is soo about to get with Bret Michaels on his tour bus! (mondesishouse)



Wednesday, July 11

High-Tech Rednecks

It's hard to make a mere tent look white-trashy, but the fine folks at Sunbelt Inflatables in Jackson, AL (where?) seem to have pulled it off...



That's right...It's a $1300 inflatable model. It's either this, or an above-ground pool. Congrats. If only they could have included the years of of all 12 championships (much like The Jacket) or at least a subtle "Got Twelve?"

Via edsbs and fanblogs

Monday, July 9

Monday, Douchey Monday



Back from the Bachelor party and feeling fine. There's nothing that a sausage-fest in the mountains can't cure: A few dozen beers, trout and Deliverance jokes (do they ever get old? No). Now back to business...

As Orson alluded, this clip (HT: TheSportingOrange) should spread through the College Football Blogosphere like Paris Hilton Approved VD. It's no Diamonds from Glasgow (get out of their effin' way!), but it's got teeth. Teeth like say...vintage DC Talk. If you went to a private, caucasiancentric, churchy high school like mine, you can certainly relate to this esteemed level of turdulence.

I present to you Eastside Catholic High School - Seattle, WA (Cobain would be proud):


Catholic School ROOOOOOOCKS!

Thursday, July 5

Men vs. Wild - A Three Day Weekend In The Woods



No more posting this week. I'm off and up out to Cherokee National Forest for a Manly weekend (Read: my bachelor party). God willing, I'll be back Monday. Enjoy yo-self.



Bears - the greatest threat to mankind

Wednesday, July 4

A Real American Hero


Gayest. Celebration. Ever.

Chestnut...Smells like...Victory!

66 effin' Hotdogs in 12 minutes, or 1 every 10.9 seconds
(Tebow would have taken his ass)

For those of you that were out grilling sausage and drinking beer like normal people, I hunted up some video. Here's the exhilarating final two minutes, when everything was in doubt but anything was possible.

Major League Eating... It's Shartastic!


I'll admit that the foreigner should get a bonus point for eating his own vomit - Major credit

Other World Records Held by Chestnut (Wikipedia):




First Loser - Kobayashi

In the words of Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

That's right, bitches! Today, I'm just real glad and proud to be an American. USA...USA...USA!


Link: Deadspin was on site for all the Glory

Monday, July 2

Mindless Morning Youtubery


Some Baseball Player Attempts to Hump a Breaking Ball


I'm no doctor, but I'm gonna classify this maneuver as "Ill Advised":


Craig Monroe - Detroit Tigers

HT: WithLeather