Showing posts with label Effin' Skanks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Effin' Skanks. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23

Thank God It's Whale-Tail Tuesday!

I asked for classy content, and I'll be damned if Taylor from Bleed Orange and Blue didn't answer that classy content bell... like a champion.

See, Taylor teaches us a valuable lesson: If you're not going into your gameday experience armed with a digital camera and a dedicated resolve to snap stealthy, candid photos of the local wild-life, you're doing us all a disservice.

Half the fun of gameday in places like Tuscaloosa, Baton Rogue or in Morgantown, West Virginia is enjoying/laughing at the opposition's county fair-esque, freak-show of a fanbase.

I submit these candid shots from last weekend's Auburn/LSU game for your approval:

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Oh, this was no mistake - Notice how she's "80's knotted" her shirt for maximum skankage


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Daddy didn't hug this one enough


"The real question is whether her name is Alabama or she is referring to UA."

- Taylor

Thursday, May 3

Talladega Days

God Bless Facebook

Stoner in Georgia sent me an update on how freshman, All-Everything Quarterback Matthew Stafford is taking to off-season life here in the deep south.

As most of us know, half the fun of the big game weekend is the tailgate. But being a key cog in the football action, most football players never get a chance to experience the joys of pre-gaming.

However, Georgia quarterbacks Matt Stafford and Joe Cox have found a new way to bridge that gap. It's called The Spring Race at 'Dega.

Not sure if Coach Richt is going to approve of the keg lifts and 12 ounce curls, but at least the 5-star quarterback can recruit some talent.

Ah, lets all drink some natty and toast the good old days! Well, excluding the picture of Stafford snuggled up with a dude (Joe Cox).

DeepThought: Is Stafford chubby, or just big-boned?




Hot? Sure, but she's no Te-ho


Ah, freshman year life...the wonderment of beer



Calender Shoot: "The Women of Dega" - Auburn fan?


Cox got sacked by a fatty!


"You know how I know you're gay..You spooned a dude at Talladega"




Update: Thanks to a reader from Clemson, we now know that the female in question is an Auburn Fan who is a freshman at Alabama. Odd.