Rock Out With My Cock Out

Blake Mitchell Just Wants To Dance

Spurrier's leading man really likes the sauce. Apparently, he also likes the river dance. What s**t-faced, starting, SEC Quarterback doesn't? Blake Mitchell is seen below getting his swerve on at a recent wedding.

Not only is he set to be "The Man" when it comes to Spurrier's Cock-n'-Fire offense, but from the below photographic evidence, he also appears to be "That Guy." Yeah, Klick-Klack...


Spurrier says antiperspirant is gay



It's not his fault - Blake was entrapped in a "Ring of Dance"



Blake's working it so hard, the girl on the right appears to be removing her undergarments



I'm 95% sure this was the song playing during these pictures - Happy Weekend

Link: The Rant