Badass

This morning, I had some extra freedom toast with my cereal. In a few hours, I'll be at Milo's eating my hamburger and freedom fries, like a true American. Biggie sized, asshole. That's how we do.

Seriously. Most amazing Olympic moment since 1980? I think so. But I'm partial. Check out this HD screencap youtubes and see if you don't feel proud to be a Gosh Damn American:



(thank the video Nazis at NBC for the high quality...best embeddable version I could find)

Update: Apparently Youtube hates freedom, so I went elsewhere.

TWO-FOR-ONE Bama Fan of the Week!

Since I've been out of pocket - if you will - for a few weeks, I thought it'd be nice of me to get back in the blogging mindset with A B.F.O.T.W. TWO-FOR-ONE SALE!!!




You might have seen this Bama Fan in his day job as The alcoholic, meth-headed villain on The Scooby Doo cartoons



"Coach Saban is just so FABULOUS!!!"

Youtubery

99% Positive - This Here Will Be The Only Wrastin' Related Post. Ever.

God Bless America:

A Real American Hero

Gayest. Celebration. Ever.

Chestnut...Smells like...Victory!

66 effin' Hotdogs in 12 minutes, or 1 every 10.9 seconds (Tebow would have taken his ass)

For those of you that were out grilling sausage and drinking beer like normal people, I hunted up some video. Here's the exhilarating final two minutes, when everything was in doubt but anything was possible.

Major League Eating... It's Shartastic!


I'll admit that the foreigner should get a bonus point for eating his own vomit - Major credit

Other World Records Held by Chestnut (Wikipedia):

• Waffles: 18.5 Waffles (8 oz.) in 10 minutes at Waffle House in Atlanta, GA, on September 4, 2005.

• Grilled Cheese Sandwiches: 47 sandwiches in 10 minutes at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, NV on June 10, 2006.

• Pork Ribs: 8.4 pounds pork rib meat in 12 minutes at Chinook Winds on July 16, 2006.

• Horseshoe Sandwiches: 6 pounds, 5 ounces of horseshoe sandwiches at the Illinois State Fair on August 12, 2006.

• Gyoza: 212 chicken and vegetable gyoza during Nisei Week in Little Tokyo in 10 minutes on August 19, 2006.

• Pulled Pork: 9 pounds, 6 ounces in 10 minutes in Council Bluffs, IA on September 16, 2006.

• Chicken Wings: 182 Wings at Wing Bowl XV in Philadelphia, PA, on February 2, 2007.

• Asparagus: 8.6 pounds of tempura-fried asparagus at the Asparagus Festival in Stockton, CA, on April 28, 2007.

• Chicken Wings: 7.05 pounds of Wings in 12 minutes in New York City on May 21, 2007.

• Hot Dogs: 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes in Coney Island, Brooklyn, NY on July 4, 2007.

First Loser - Kobayashi

In the words of Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

That's right, bitches! Today, I'm just real glad and proud to be an American. USA...USA...USA!


Link: Deadspin was on site for all the Glory

Happy Fourth from Hillary

If This Doesn't Get Your Vote...


I'm thinking Rosanne would make a fine running mate