Thursday, April 20

Out Of Stock?



In the wake of recent rape charges filed against a few Duke student-athletes, ESPN reports that Lacrosse merchandise is flying off the shelves. The official Duke athletic website confirms that all Lacrosse Tees are sold out for the time being.

It seems that taking advantage of a stripper has made these fancy, Yankee boys some kind of pop culture icons. Sickos nationwide are scrambling to hop on the bandwagon with these alleged rapists. Frat boys can be so silly sometimes!

No word yet on the popularity of the "I SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A STRIPPER" Tee Shirts.

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