BIG XII Euro Style Futbol Conference: It's Floptastic!
What a bunch of Titty Babies
You know, everybody seems to talk about all the quarterback talent in the Big XII, but they some how gloss over the high quality sandy vaginas that practices their floppery in the southwestern region. Screw "The Red River Shootout." Try "Steers and Queers."
And John Wayne rolls over in his grave.
Pictures and video to come, i'm sure.
edited to add: [others who feel the same]
I'm sorry - what exactly is the point of this post? And what part of this "shootout" wasn't one? Unlike previous years, this actually lived up to its former moniker.
ReplyDeleteFrom the cheap seats, this just looks idiotic.
Please wake me up when this game is over... or has it already ended?
ReplyDeleteMickey, did you watch the game? I see you're a Longhorns fan...Do they teach McCoy to flop on those keepers out of bounds or does he just do it on his own? Pretty silly if you ask me.
ReplyDeletegreat site, i will definitely have to link it to future articles!!
ReplyDeletejesse w
http://www.churchofcowherd.com
was there some flopping?? yes. would both of these teams run circles around all but a team or two in the sec. yes. therefore it just sounds like hating.
ReplyDeleteSorry Erik, but Colt's not a flopper. We've all seen myriads of athletes leagues better than McCoy speed out of bound and then perform some kind of Shawn Johnson balance beam stunt that ends up with a nasty spill. And that's without anyone giving them an extra shove, grabbing a jersey, etc. The bottom line is, if the guy's out of bounds or going out of bounds, pull up. No questions. It's the same when a QB slides. If you fly in, lower your head, and try to get a shot in on him anyway, even though he's giving himself up without trying to gain extra yards, it's a penalty. The only flopping that went on in Dallas was from the OU punter, but I don't mind that: kickers are coached to flop anytime someone even comes close to hitting them. Props to him for selling it, and shame on the official who fell for it.
ReplyDeleteYour post mentioned Big XII quarterbacks (plural), but only seem to be referring to one, which was iffy at best. I wonder, which other Big XII QBs were practicing their "floppery" this weekend?
Big 12 sucks...RTR...Erik, just giving you some Tider ammo here....heyoooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeletegerry: one or two teams? lets make those UF and Bama. That leaves UGA and LSU to run circles around? Thats a very amusing idea. You should count better.
ReplyDeletewhat?? i was saying that texas and ou would beat all but 1 or 2 teams in the sec. are you saying that lsu and uga would beat texas and/or ou??
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