You Serious, Clark?

Take a deep breath and embrace your inner douche. [Warning: this video contains pseudo-intentional douchocity at previously unrecorded levels]



Why does it seem Bama fans have the market cornered on horrendous SEC youtubery?

Geek Picks Ole Miss?

Not so sure about this. Vandy beats Ole Miss like Ole Miss beats Florida. Ugly. In my book, the Rebs are a train wreck until proven otherwise. The Geek gives me pause`.

Ole Miss 35 Vandy 13

Hotty Toddy…Figured after last week you all could use a little lifting of you spirits…we’ve got no dog in this fight, but think you all should roll pretty big this week. Like that monkey in outbreak; Saturday your Rebs will be on display!

This is one of our recommended plays for the week. We were 5-0 on our recommended plays last week and now 11-7 (61%) this season with a lifetime record (5 years) of 63% (218-121-7), including 68% (52-24-1) last year! We are finalizing our card for this week but it looks like we’ll have anywhere from 5-7 recommended plays on Saturday (including Ole Miss). Click here for our recommended plays this week. To see our analysis of the Ole Miss game, click here. We usually have 3-5 games a week we take a very hard look at but decided to pass on. You can sign up to receive these plays free of charge by visiting our website, www.thegeeksheetsports.com or clicking here.

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The Season Begins Tonight for Ole Miss

watch DT, Jerrell Powe (#57) tonight

Make no mistake...Ole Miss' season hinges on this Thursday night game in Columbia. Victories up to this point mean nothing. Blowout wins over Memphis and SELA were mere preparation. Top 5 rankings are meaningless.

With few exceptions, for the last forty years, Ole Miss has been wandering the college football desert. Is tonight the night when The Rebs start their move from the darkness into the light?

Ole Miss 45, South Carolina 31. Bet the over and bet Ole Miss.

[USA Today on OM/USC]

Free Geekage

redhead = your book

Boise State (-7) 38 Fresno State 20

This is one of our free plays for the week. Our lifetime record (5 years) is 63% (215-119-7), including 68% (52-24-1) last year! We have already released a recommended play on tonight’s GT-Miami game, click here to get our plays. We’ve set up a separate page for Deepsouthsports to view our analysis of Boise State – Fresno as well as one of our Recommended Plays (Mississippi State), for free! Click Here for analysis of MSU-Vandy.

We are finalizing our card for this week but I looks like we’ll have anywhere from 3-4 recommended plays on Saturday (including one on Thursday’s GT-Miami game). We usually have 3-5 games a week we take a very hard look at but decided to pass on. You can sign up to receive these plays free of charge by visiting our website, www.thegeeksheetsports.com or clicking here.

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Roughly 1,600 Days after High School Graduation, Jerrell Powe Set to Start

That's right. The never forgotten 5-star from the class of 2005, who propped up Ed Orgeron's recruiting rankings for the better part of a decade, appears to be starting this weekend against I-AA, Southeastern Louisiana. They say it's an injury related move (to the incumbent DT, Ted Laurent) but I think you could argue that The Powe-Beast has earned it after his 4 year journey to the starting lineup. Not to mention his impressive TFL extraviganza, in limited snaps, against Memphis. You think Powe comes back for his senior year?

Consider this from the Rivals 100 Class of 2005:

#18 DeSean Jackson, #23 Darren McFadden and #45 Mario Manningham are now beginning their second year in the NFL. Not to mention all the guys like Eugene Monroe and Mark Sanchez who just signed huge pro contracts.

Geek's Free Play

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Bama Fan of the Week

As if this party wasn't already white-trashy enough...


RTR!!!

Geekage

The Geek Sheet Sports 2009


the raciest picture ever to appear on DSS

If you're betting on football without The Geek's insight, well you probably look about as dumb as a topless Andre Smith running the forty. Learn from the guys with a verified 68% winning record.

This week's free play:


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South Carolina @ NCSU (-5)


Not very often we have a beat on a Thursday night game, yet alone the 1st one of the year, but think we’ve got a pretty good sense here. That said, we don’t have the balls to go with it, as there are a few too many questions marks on Darth Visor’s squad this year. Garcia scares the hell out of me (10 of the 42 possessions he ran last year
ended in TOs), and add to that a stout and experience NCSU DL and my guess is Spurrier is play QB carousel quickly.

The other side of the ball should be very interesting with an NCSU offense that was very good down the stretch returning nearly everyone, and gets a great test vs a very good USC defense. All our math and models are firmly behind the Cocks, but I just can’t get over the question marks on the Offensive side of the ball which will keep me from pulling the trigger. Still given the statistical fundamentals (albeit adjusted from last years results which introduces a ton of variance) there appears to be a lot of value with USC. As such we’ve released this as a Free selection for our
customers, which means we don’t advocate playing it, but feel pretty strongly in some aspect of the game.

We are still finalizing the card, but have one recommended play on Thursday as well as one on Friday. We’ll have somewhere between 1-4 additional plays for Saturday.

Click here to download our analysis of this game, and here to purchase our plays this week.

Got Four, A-hole?

Some cow-college barner sent this to me. That doesn't make it any less true. Who knew the truth could be so gosh damn hilarious.



RTR!!!1

Your Bama Fan(s) of the Week:


don't eff with that white haired dude tossing the football (Stabler?)

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Who's the Freshman?

Shots from Ole Miss Two-A-Days

courtesy of the fine photographer at Rebelsports.net


One of these massive gentlemen is a true-freshman OT hopeful while the other is a senior, first team All-SEC OT. Who's who? No cheating, a-hole.




Greg Hardy (86) motions as if to say, "Come hither, young quarterback...for this day, I dine on your soul!" In the background, Jerrell Powe (57) looks on as if to say, "Note to self: I heart Twinkies."



"Wonder what would happen if I ate my mouthpiece?"



Many douchebag cajuns seem to be taken aback by the supposed homoeroticism of the simulated QB/Center exchange prominently displayed on the cover of the SI CFB preview. WTF? Cause LSU fans are so manly and all...


I guess you could call that "manly," in a way