Friday, February 5

Blogging: My Evil Temptress

I've been meaning to do this for a while. Previous readers have inquired, "what has happened?"


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As I browse through the frivolous, detached good times I've enjoyed at this URL since 2006, there are many things I will miss about blogging.

The creative outlet, the cordial back-and-forth amongst fans, the ivory tower from which to objectify coaches wives, embarrass young athletes and shed a penetrating light on the glut of chromosomally-challenged Tiders. I mean, damn. That stuff was a veritable Jelly-o-the-Month-Club (the gift that keeps on giving, all the year round. AKA: comedic gold), but I digress.

I started this gig, a young buck of 25. I was recently unemployed and some might say rudderless. I was looking for an avenue; a reason to get up before 11am. Blogging was my full time job, and I pumped out one, maybe even two blog posts a day, mind you. We're not talking, "Here's a funny youtube clip of another drunk bama skank". We're talking in-depth opinions, actual thought and a lot a "Top Ten" lists. (always a crowd pleaser)

Then things took off. Finebaum took notice, Matt Stafford happened, Alana Collete Connell, Saban, BFOTW, etc. Business was good. Real good. I even earned a few psychotic, comment stalkers and over 1K hits per day.

Did I say good? Actually business was not good, because minor-league blogging doesn't pay.

Call me the "Crash Davis" of the Blog-o-sphere.

Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my blogging life. You know, in the show you never ask to come on Finebaum's show, somebody calls and asks you. It was great. You get linked on deadspin like every other day, your comment threads take on a life of their own, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.

Ok, those last two don't apply. Even so, it was time to move on. My life was changing and the blog suffered. But instead of putting DSS out of its misery, signing the DNR and getting on with life, I drug things out. Clinging to the good ole days, like some pseudo-journalistic Brett Favre type asshole.

To do this thing right, it has to be your calling, your lifestyle. Unfortunately, that lifestyle doesn't play nice with the non-internet world: A career, a wife, a kid, not being fat. Something had to give. It was fun while it lasted, but as you know, all good things...

So here we are, saying "good bye". Let's be honest. We've all seen this post coming. It's a mere formality now. Some call it "closure".

Don't think you've heard the last of me though. I'll be around. While you're here, visit the "Best of" DSS to your right and remember me fondly.


In closing: The original BFOTW Stud, looking not awkward

Monday, October 5

You Serious, Clark?

Take a deep breath and embrace your inner douche. [Warning: this video contains pseudo-intentional douchocity at previously unrecorded levels]



Why does it seem Bama fans have the market cornered on horrendous SEC youtubery?

Friday, October 2

Geek Picks Ole Miss?

Not so sure about this. Vandy beats Ole Miss like Ole Miss beats Florida. Ugly. In my book, the Rebs are a train wreck until proven otherwise. The Geek gives me pause`.

Ole Miss 35 Vandy 13

Hotty Toddy…Figured after last week you all could use a little lifting of you spirits…we’ve got no dog in this fight, but think you all should roll pretty big this week. Like that monkey in outbreak; Saturday your Rebs will be on display!

This is one of our recommended plays for the week. We were 5-0 on our recommended plays last week and now 11-7 (61%) this season with a lifetime record (5 years) of 63% (218-121-7), including 68% (52-24-1) last year! We are finalizing our card for this week but it looks like we’ll have anywhere from 5-7 recommended plays on Saturday (including Ole Miss). Click here for our recommended plays this week. To see our analysis of the Ole Miss game, click here. We usually have 3-5 games a week we take a very hard look at but decided to pass on. You can sign up to receive these plays free of charge by visiting our website, www.thegeeksheetsports.com or clicking here.



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Thursday, September 24

The Season Begins Tonight for Ole Miss


watch DT, Jerrell Powe (#57) tonight

Make no mistake...Ole Miss' season hinges on this Thursday night game in Columbia. Victories up to this point mean nothing. Blowout wins over Memphis and SELA were mere preparation. Top 5 rankings are meaningless.

With few exceptions, for the last forty years, Ole Miss has been wandering the college football desert. Is tonight the night when The Rebs start their move from the darkness into the light?

Ole Miss 45, South Carolina 31. Bet the over and bet Ole Miss.

[USA Today on OM/USC]

Friday, September 18

Free Geekage


redhead = your book

Boise State (-7) 38 Fresno State 20

This is one of our free plays for the week. Our lifetime record (5 years) is 63% (215-119-7), including 68% (52-24-1) last year! We have already released a recommended play on tonight’s GT-Miami game, click here to get our plays. We’ve set up a separate page for Deepsouthsports to view our analysis of Boise StateFresno as well as one of our Recommended Plays (Mississippi State), for free! Click Here for analysis of MSU-Vandy.

We are finalizing our card for this week but I looks like we’ll have anywhere from 3-4 recommended plays on Saturday (including one on Thursday’s GT-Miami game). We usually have 3-5 games a week we take a very hard look at but decided to pass on. You can sign up to receive these plays free of charge by visiting our website, www.thegeeksheetsports.com or clicking here.


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Wednesday, September 16

Roughly 1,600 Days after High School Graduation, Jerrell Powe Set to Start



That's right. The never forgotten 5-star from the class of 2005, who propped up Ed Orgeron's recruiting rankings for the better part of a decade, appears to be starting this weekend against I-AA, Southeastern Louisiana. They say it's an injury related move (to the incumbent DT, Ted Laurent) but I think you could argue that The Powe-Beast has earned it after his 4 year journey to the starting lineup. Not to mention his impressive TFL extraviganza, in limited snaps, against Memphis. You think Powe comes back for his senior year?

Consider this from the Rivals 100 Class of 2005:

#18 DeSean Jackson, #23 Darren McFadden and #45 Mario Manningham are now beginning their second year in the NFL. Not to mention all the guys like Eugene Monroe and Mark Sanchez who just signed huge pro contracts.

Friday, September 11

Geek's Free Play

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Wednesday, September 9

Bama Fan of the Week

As if this party wasn't already white-trashy enough...


RTR!!!

Thursday, September 3

Geekage

The Geek Sheet Sports 2009


the raciest picture ever to appear on DSS

If you're betting on football without The Geek's insight, well you probably look about as dumb as a topless Andre Smith running the forty. Learn from the guys with a verified 68% winning record.

This week's free play:


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South Carolina @ NCSU (-5)


Not very often we have a beat on a Thursday night game, yet alone the 1st one of the year, but think we’ve got a pretty good sense here. That said, we don’t have the balls to go with it, as there are a few too many questions marks on Darth Visor’s squad this year. Garcia scares the hell out of me (10 of the 42 possessions he ran last year
ended in TOs), and add to that a stout and experience NCSU DL and my guess is Spurrier is play QB carousel quickly.

The other side of the ball should be very interesting with an NCSU offense that was very good down the stretch returning nearly everyone, and gets a great test vs a very good USC defense. All our math and models are firmly behind the Cocks, but I just can’t get over the question marks on the Offensive side of the ball which will keep me from pulling the trigger. Still given the statistical fundamentals (albeit adjusted from last years results which introduces a ton of variance) there appears to be a lot of value with USC. As such we’ve released this as a Free selection for our
customers, which means we don’t advocate playing it, but feel pretty strongly in some aspect of the game.

We are still finalizing the card, but have one recommended play on Thursday as well as one on Friday. We’ll have somewhere between 1-4 additional plays for Saturday.

Click here to download our analysis of this game, and here to purchase our plays this week.

Tuesday, August 18

Got Four, A-hole?

Some cow-college barner sent this to me. That doesn't make it any less true. Who knew the truth could be so gosh damn hilarious.



RTR!!!1

Your Bama Fan(s) of the Week:


don't eff with that white haired dude tossing the football (Stabler?)

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