Wednesday, March 8

Top 5 Most Hated SEC Football Coaches (continued)

4 Urban Meyer (Florida) – Urban came into the SEC last season like Maverick walking into the Top Gun briefing room. Cocky, Smiling, Sure of his game. Then after a few dogfights in the SEC, with the best of the best, he was crying like his Goose had died. He actually cried…real tears, from his eyes…at a press conference! And it’s not like he won the BCS or anything. I guess this is what the SEC does to people. Enough said about that.

His Spread-Option certainly was not an instant hit outside the rarified air of the Mountain West. Along the way he managed to make Bama look good (which is of ultimate annoyance) with a huge lopsided loss in Tuscaloosa. Thus leading obnoxious Bama fans to believe that “Bama's Back man!” Oh, and we had to hear about Shula’s ”Signature Win” for weeks. Thanks Urban!

Also, his unique first name inspired such witty slogans as “Urban Renewal” and “Urban Legend” which make me want to Urban Vomit.

Despite his girly crying fits, Urban managed to haul in one of the best recruiting classes in Gator history. Florida’s 2006 class ranked # 2 nationally, and it included Rivals’ # 1 recruit as well as 5 other players rated in the Top 100. He has proven he can recruit, but who couldn’t sign top talent to UF? That’s like trying to get Katrina victims to accept FEMA money. The real test will be if he can take this team back to Atlanta. A place the Gators haven’t been since Y2K. Expect Urban to become more hateable (is that a word?) in the coming years as he lays claim to the East.

Next: Most Hated #3

4 comments:

  1. Urban Meyer and his Mickey Mouse offense will never make it in the SEC. He will continue to take beatdowns from Bama, Auburn, and all the rest of the SEC heavyweights.

    Spurrier will always be a better coach, and will own Meyer.

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  2. "He has proven he can recruit, but who couldn’t sign top talent to UF? That’s like trying to get Katrina victims to accept FEMA money."

    That is classic!

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  3. Hate to say it, but this S.O.B. is a damn good coach AND recruiter. True, it doesn't take alot to get a guy to sign with a team that has an offense like that and is on television every week. He'll probably win another national championship or two. Man, I hate Bama, glad there are others out there to share that with. I hate Bama more than anyone (except Notre Dame).

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