Saturday, March 28

Who Wouldn't Want to Spend 5 Years With Nick Saban?



When Saban doesn't get a recruit, he in no way acts (or looks) like a spoiled seven-year-old, deprived of his "woobie."

As few may know, yesterday was the first day of spring practice for the Ole Miss Rebels, which was open to the public. It just so happens that somehow Beast/Child 5-Star Hargrave recruit, Bobby Massie was in attendance, on the sidelines with the Rebel proletariat.


cameraphone-o-graphic evidence of the aforementioned beast (provided by crazed Rebel fan)

Naturally, Bobby was assaulted with fanboy questions. However, one question in particular yielded some interesting bits of tid:

He was asked to give a good Nick Saban recruiting story, and he had a pretty good one to say the least. Bobby said he called Coach Saban the night before signing day to let him know that he was going to sign with Ole Miss. Bobby did not even inform the Ole Miss staff that he was going to be a Rebel until the night before signing day, per Bobby, but he did say, "I had a pretty good idea where I was going in December."

Anyway, Bobby calls Nick and Coach Saban stops him before he tells where he is going and said this, "Bobby, do not even tell me where you are going, because if you are not going to Alabama I am turning you into the NCAA. You know you have a chance to start at Alabama at right tackle as a sophomore, and nobody would turn that down unless they did something illegal."

Bobby was stunned. He said he just listened to Coach Saban rant and never said another word about it. He was offended to say the least. That is why he made such a scene at the press conference when he threw the Alabama hat on the ground and put on an Ole Miss hat.

"A chance at starting Right Tackle as a Sophomore with the ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE"!!! Excuse me while I soil myself. How did Massie ever resist that tricky little leprechaun?

Damn it's a great time to be a college football fan in the South. Especially with Dr. Evil living and working just down I-20/59. Even though Nick closed out with one of the strongest signing days in the nation, apparently the world is not enough to satisfy the Prince of Darkness.

[Note: I've confirmed the validity of this "rumor" with the source, as it was told, by Bobby, to a dozen or so fans/media at the first spring practice.]

Update, March 3: According to Ian Rapaport, Bobby denies it...Kinda. He admits he's read the post, but he doesn't go into detail about what is true or false. He does admit talking to Saban the night before signing day (like it says above), and he does admit that he never told Saban he was going to Ole Miss (like it says above). He just says "my words got switched around," so take that for what it's worth.

Sounds to me like someone at Ole Miss asked Massie to kindly "shut up" and put this in the past. I'm thinking young Bobby just learned a valuable lesson in fan/media relations.

63 comments:

  1. The Saban-envy continues. Once again, chalk up another moral victory for Erik's Mississippi Rebel-necks.

    Congratulations on stealing a recruit away from Daddy Nick. I'm sure to you, that means more than actually BEATING HIM on the field and BEATING HIM on the recruiting front.

    I think the stuff they put in your guys' chew (or whatever tobacco product the pot-belly Mississippians place in their mouth), in the state of Mississippi, actually does effect the brain.

    Keep up the good/envious work with your EDSBS wannabe blog site.

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  2. Love the story. He's projecting the arrogance of his fan base now. They think they will never lose a recruit, and as he said, they can't understand why anyone would turn that down.

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  4. I will not hold my breath for your comments on the day when the facts come out about his recruitment and the "tire distributor" who was involved in his recruitment for Ole Miss...there was another recruit from Hargrave that also signed with OM...Hmmm...could said "tire distributor" be from his hometown? I am sure Saban did say those things but I am also sure it did not go exactly as Massie stated...I am sure he told him he knew what was going on illegally with the "millionaire" in MS but then went into his sales job talking about his program. Like I said, we will see who gets the last laugh in this situation. Enough people, including many who are with other schools other than Bama and OM, know what happened here and no, it is not because Massie did not go to Bama but just the facts on why he went to OM...replacing Oher got Massie's attention but tire profits clinched the deal.

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  5. Butch,

    Do you really think Massie would be dumb enough to tell this story to fans if there was truth to the fact that he was illegally recruited?

    I know he went to Hargrave and all, but that's pretty damn dumb. First I've heard of this "Millionaire Tire Baron."

    Please, enlighten us further.

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  6. Why would anybody want to start at RT in the SEC when they could easily start at LT in the SEC.

    NFL LT's are the 2nd highest paid players after QB's. If I were Massie, I'd have said "fuck being a RT" as well.

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  7. Not to question your credentials, but is there an actual link to a story?

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  8. There is no link. It's copied and pasted from an Ole Miss insider/mod on an private Ole Miss message board.

    Someone regurgitated it on tigerdroppings and I'm guessing that lead to it getting out to several blogs.

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  9. Butch, don't worry. Tire Man doesn't win every battle. For instance, he couldn't match the going rate to keep Dwayne Rudd and Deshea Townsend from heading to Tuscaloosa. Apparently Memphis Bama Booster $ is bigger than Batesville Tire $. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. But, look on the bright side. Business seems to be booming over in Gadsden for you guys. Cheer up, Charlie Brown.

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  10. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Little Nicky at his best.

    Nothing says ROW TYDE PRIDE like this type arrogance.

    And I wouldn't be throwing stones there Butch Bammer - Not with the NCAA is Gadsden Al as we speak.

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  11. It came from one of the Ole Miss premium sites. Sorry I don't have a link, but big time stories like this don't usually crop up in the New York Times.

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  12. Ah, nothing like a message board to set a new low for credible sources

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  13. I'd just like to say one thing: I spoke to some of Bobby's family and they said 98% of your blog is a lie.

    They had nothing by positive things to say about Coach Saban and how he was recruited. The deciding factor was the chance to play left tackle...you know, the money spot on the OL.

    Btw, I have passed this blog on to some people who are looking into a slander suit. If you didnt already know, the SEC and its schools are starting to crack down on this type of thing.

    Regards

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  14. Samuel,

    Gadsden? You know how you can tell when someone is making something up? They always go back to what they know.

    What do we know about Gadsden? That is where the lies came from about Gene Jelks. The only reason you arent saying Memphis is because Logan Young is dead.

    If we had boosters in Gadsden willing to pay for recruits Carnell would never have run for auburn.

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  15. Noway Saban said "You know you have a chance to start at Alabama at right tackle as a sophomore". Saban is all about open competition and has never told a single player that he is guaranteed a job. Or, for that matter, doesn't have a job his freshman year. In every other recruits quotes, you see something like "Saban said I can come in and compete for a starting job." I am sure he told Massie he would have an opportunity to compete for a starting job at either tackle position. He would never tell any recruit that some other guy has his job already (i.e., D.J. Fluker). Massie probably got scared when Saban told he had to compete for the job and, instead, went to a place where he knew he could start no matter what. This story was obviously made up, and as stated by Erik, was pulled from a premium Ole Miss board. Well, dam, since it was premium, the story must have been true, right?

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  16. I agree with Michael above and so does this kid...

    "Maclin, ranked as the No. 11 outside linebacker in the country by Scout.com, attended the Tide Junior Day and got to meet with coach Saban. “He’s real and doesn’t tell you things you want to hear,” he said. “Coach Saban doesn’t take no crap at all. That’s what makes you better. You gotta go hard all the time with him.” Justin Maclin

    http://bamafootballnews.blogspot.com/

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  17. Let me put this out there: I'm a huge Ole Miss homer.

    Let me say though that Saban can flat out recruit. Who cares what his tactics are? They freaking work, alright?

    With this situation, Massie had two schools which have proven they can produce a first round LT (Oher and Smith) going after him and the one with the thinner line won. Plain and simple. Now, why did he toss the Bama hat at his presser? Probably because he was fed up with obsessive Bama fans e-slobbin' on his knob and knew that something like that would really rile them up.

    Looks like he was right.

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  18. Erik,

    Here's your defense to a "slander" suit (would actually be libel and ain't gonna happen anyway) They just said they don't believe you. Case over. Amyway, Ole Miss blows, you know that.

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  19. Well Finebaum, the ultimate Saban handjob giver is having a field day with this article on here. Hang in there Erik, because this is so so so true he said that. It would do Massie no good to say that if it was not true.

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  20. Paul's a smart guy...He's just doing what he has to do, right?

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  21. Stump you are an idiot and a tool, Erik keep it coming I love it. Stump please go back to decorating your trailer in houndstooth colors and make sure to buy two crimson Snuggie blankets for your fat ass mom. Hows that for slander, pass that to the SEC commissioner Stump. Ha.

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  22. Saban #1 recruiting class 2 years in a row. Think we're gonna be ok guys. Is it as fun to be a fan to a second tier team?

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  23. This is just one big lie. If you don't believe it then read what Massie has to say about it.

    http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2009/04/what_did_nick_saban_really_say.html

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  24. HAHAHAHA

    Erik you're gayer than Perez Hilton. Maybe you should check with your sources before you get a Saban sized cock in your mouth.

    Running your mouth before you know the real story.........that's against the law isn't it?

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  25. "I don't even know where that came from," said Massie, the five-star tackle. "Because I was at Ole Miss practice over this past weekend, and I was talking to somebody about my decision to come to Ole Miss. Then I come back here up to Hargrave, and I see everybody on Facebook, phone calls from everywhere, talking about that blog site. People were hitting me up on Facebook, and that (stuff) didn't even happen. I don't know where that came from." - Bobby Massie

    LOL

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  26. It must be nice to be able to hide behind your computer and dream up stories to rally the troops. Kiffin you are not, and I'm pretty sure you weren't in front of a bunch of boosters trying to get them riled up for the upcoming season either. I don't know how the slander rule applies to bloggers *some of which are relentless to get us TRUE FANS the news we crave, the others like yourself can slither under a rock and spit fire at other teams and feel better about themselves* but I really wish Saban would see this and press some charges. Not only is this a piece of sh*t attempt to make CNS look bad but your "source" flat out denied A)notiying CNS the night before and B) that CNS ever said ANYTHING AT ALL. Great job reporting. When you guys end up 2nd....or 3rd....or 4th in the West then write something else about CNS and see how far it gets you. It's people like you that made Trent love us. Fear is a powerful indicator of how great a coach is. And from east to west....it seems everyone wants to take a cheap shot at CNS. We will see you guys this fall!

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  27. Here's a nice cup of STFU juice!!!!

    Bwwhwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    What did Nick Saban really say to recruit Bobby Massie after Massie spurned Alabama?

    Posted by Ian R. Rapoport -- The Birmingham News April 02, 2009 11:50 PM

    Categories: Football, Recruiting

    Bobby Massie... not sure what the fuss is all about.
    A few days ago, I was reading one of my favorite blogs, which pointed me to another blog, which quoted Alabama coach Nick Saban saying some pretty interesting, kinda bizarre things.

    Citing a blurb by a reporter for Ole Miss' Scout.com site, the blog reported that Saban had some choice words for recruit Bobby Massie when Massie famously spurned the Tide and picked the Rebels. The site said Saban told Massie, "if you are not going to Alabama I am turning you into the NCAA."

    Cue controversy. I admit, it sounded odd. Coaches really don't talk like that, especially this one. But then, some coaches do say strange things. What to do?

    So tonight, I called Massie to see what really happened: "Man... what you saw on that blog wasn't even true," Massie told me.


    Oh. Wait, what? But I just read it on that blog... And the blog said it checked with its source -- the OM reporter -- who corroborated it. Well, apparently, Massie disagrees. Of course, he's not the only one who noticed.

    "I don't even know where that came from," said Massie, the five-star tackle. "Because I was at Ole Miss practice over this past weekend, and I was talking to somebody about my decision to come to Ole Miss. Then I come back here up to Hargrave, and I see everybody on Facebook, phone calls from everywhere, talking about that blog site. People were hitting me up on Facebook, and that (stuff) didn't even happen. I don't know where that came from."

    What did he think happened? "My words got switched around," he said.

    What was Saban's reaction when Massie told him he becoming a Rebel? One problem: Massie said he never told Saban.

    "He never knew," Massie said. "He never knew I was signing with Ole Miss. I talked to him the day before signing day, but in his mind, I was coming to Alabama."

    Massie hasn't spoken to Saban since. And as far as he's concerned, he'd like all this to end.

    "It's over with," Massie said. "I signed with Ole Miss and not anybody else. So, there's nothing to talk about. I got nothing to say about him, he's got nothing to say about me. I signed with Ole Miss on signing day. That's it."

    So there you go...

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  28. AverageSouthernJoes and Erik -- are you guys done wiping all that egg off your face?

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  29. "Stump you are an idiot and a tool"

    Wow! I must say your mastery of the English language is quite impressive.

    "Erik keep it coming I love it"

    I'm sure this is not the first time you have said those words.

    "Stump please go back to decorating your trailer"

    Funny you think I live in a trailer. You could have said "crack house", "cardboard box", "dumpster", "meth house". There's an unlimited number of slam words you could have used and you chose "trailer". Again, very impressive.

    "and make sure to buy two crimson Snuggie blankets for your fat ass mom."

    Mom jokes? What are you? 12? Well, given your choice of "insults" I have already pointed out, this is not surprising.

    "Hows that for slander, pass that to the SEC commissioner Stump. Ha."

    Slander? Again, your mastery of the English language is staggering. You did not "slander" me. What you did was try to "insult" me, and you failed at that (something I'm sure you are quite used to doing). Of course, I do not anticipate -- given your low level of intelligence -- you understanding the difference.

    Good Day

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  30. LOL! That is golden. Rumor has it that the Tide already had made a down payment for his services. Now, I think both schools just wish he'd keep his mouth shut.

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  31. What I've learned from this thread:

    -Bama fans don't know the differences between "slander" and "libel," nor do they know what constitutes as reasonable grounds for either (here's a hint, some "he said she said" of little consequense over the FUCKING INTERNET isn't it).
    -Bama fans cannot stand the idea that Alabama cannot do have or do everything it dreams of. If Bama lands a recruit, its because they're Bama and everybody wants to be there. If somebody else lands a recruit, they cheated.
    -Bobbie Massie really, really hurt y'all's feelings with the whole "tossing the hat on the ground thing."

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  32. I just wish The Ghost of Jay Cutler would go home and wash his pussy.

    Is it true that just living life gives you yeast infections?

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  33. The Ghost of Jay Cutler,

    How about we just call it defamation, and reasonable grounds for either is in the eye of the beholder. Btw, IMO, this article defamed both Nick Saban and Bobby Massie. Also, I wouldnt say its of "little consequense" given the fact that it has been talked about on state radio as if it was totally true.

    What I have learned from your post is this: You do not know the difference between fans complaining about a total fabrication (what most Alabama fans are doing) and crying over where a recruit decided to go to school (what your mind has conjured up).

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  34. "The Average Southern Joes said...

    Well Finebaum, the ultimate Saban handjob giver is having a field day with this article on here. Hang in there Erik, because this is so so so true he said that. It would do Massie no good to say that if it was not true."

    That's right come to this knucklehead's defense. You were basking in the warm and fuzzy afterglow last year when Finebaum was laughing with you; but now that you're the butt end of the joke it isn't that funny now is it?

    I guess that bumbling idiot Massie babbled those words from his mouth to you.....right.

    You losers.

    I guess you can put this right up there with the 10 reasons Bama's not back. Personally I'm looking for this years 10 reasons that Bama's not back. Let's keep this laugh riot going.

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  35. You have your head stuck in the sand if you aren't clear on why Saban made that comment. Even regular joe's like me knew three days before signing day that Ole Miss was funneling money via a Batesville booster to the Hargrave coach and Bobbie Massie. The consensus from people who follow recruiting from half a dozen fan bases is that Bobbie Massie is Ole Miss's Albert Means. Word among SEC coaches is that the total cash outlay was between $60,000-$80,000. Hope OM gets their money's worth far more than Bama did with means. By the way, lets not forget that Houston Nutt offered Lynn Lang a job and $80,000 (to be planted under a bridge in Memphis by Danny Nutt) for Albert Means. That's not hearsay, that's on the record in the Logan Young federal trial. Your boy Houston knows how to play the game, Erik.

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  36. Erik = Nick Taylor from the Tide Times

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  37. Quick, which article caused Erik to embarrass himself worse? This one, or this beauty about why Bama would suck in 2008:

    http://deepsouthsports.blogspot.com/2008/07/top-10-reasons-bama-aint-back-in-2008.html

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  39. Blogger You TOOL said...

    Erik said...

    "big time stories like this don't usually crop up in the New York Times."

    That's for sure, because the NY Times checks facts first you dumb shit.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    It looks like you got yourself some breaking news there buddy.

    What are you going to writing about next? You might try a story about McCain losing the election; you just might get the facts straight on that one.

    How will you ever be able to look at yourself in a mirror and not say to yourself......I'm one dumb shit.

    GO WEEBALS!

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  40. Congratulation's Erik, your EDSBS wannabe blog is finally gaining national exposure!

    http://capstonereport.com/?p=1991

    But don't worry, there's always a moral victory waiting to be achieved by writing another fictional blog, lacking the EDSBS humor, about Ian R. Rapoport, The Birmingham News, Capstone Report, Nick Saban's daughter, the rebel flags your obese-redneck Ole Myth fans fly proudly like American flags, or your boss at McDonald's.

    Got Saban?

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  41. TideDruid,

    No matter how bad we suck, we always beat the Redneck Rebels so perhaps Erik should do a piece on "The Redneck Rebels' Top Ten All-Time Wins Against Alabama". Or have they even beaten us ten times in the history of their program?

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  42. This is a two parter!

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    I love how so many of you are citing the blog.al.com article complete with Bobbie Massie quotes as if what Yancy reported wasn't also supposedly "straight from the horse's mouth." Have you ever imagined that these players say whatever they think the reporter wants them to hear? I'm not suggesting either story to be the truth, I'm simply saying that the source is suspect at best.

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    Stump said:

    "I wouldnt say its of "little consequense" given the fact that it has been talked about on state radio as if it was totally true."


    Well, I would. You obviously don't know what "of little consequence" means. Nothing has or will come of this Yancy story, meaning that there were NO consequences. Also, while suggesting that Nick Saban had threatened to blackmail a recruit may be "defamation," it's no more defaming than me saying things like "Nick Saban punched an orphan" or "Nick Saban is a bigot." OH NO! I guess Nick Saban is going to go after me now!

    Do you want to know what exactly is going to come of this? Well, here's your answer:

    N O T H I N G!

    For you Bama fans to think that Nick Saban and the SEC en masse worry about reports of clandestine dealings posted on internet message boards and/or give a shit about your stupid little fucking crusade you're fighting against Erik only proves that you're all abunch of delusional, self-important clowns.

    Nick Saban ain't no saint. No SEC head coach is. Why is this so Goddamn hard for you fucking rubes to live with?

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  43. The Ghost of Jay Cutler said:

    "Well, I would. You obviously don't know what "of little consequence" means. Nothing has or will come of this Yancy story, meaning that there were NO consequences."

    If, as you say, there were NO consequences, why even report, and I use that term loosely, the story? Does Erik lead such a shallow life that his thoughts and stories mean nothing? Is that what you are suggesting? That Erik is "NOTHING!"? If so, I'm starting to agree. And, according to published reports from a true reporter and Bobby Massie himself, he is also a liar.

    "Also, while suggesting that Nick Saban had threatened to blackmail a recruit may be 'defamation,' it's no more defaming than me saying things like 'Nick Saban punched an orphan" or "Nick Saban is a bigot.'"

    Well, simply -- as you did -- saying Nick Saban punched an orphan or is a bigot is just that; saying. When you start quoting sources, as Erik did and continues to do, and putting it out there for the world to see, you are taking it to another level, a defaming level.

    "For you Bama fans to think that Nick Saban and the SEC en masse worry about reports of clandestine dealings posted on internet message boards and/or give a shit about your stupid little fucking crusade you're fighting against Erik only proves that you're all abunch of delusional, self-important clowns."

    And what about your crusade? Your defense of Erik and his defaming, lie filled, blog entry. Are you a delusional, self-important clown, or are you, as you described Erik, simply "NOTHING!"? Given your display of ignorance here, I think you fall into the latter category. Congrats

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  44. "When you start quoting sources, as Erik did and continues to do, and putting it out there for the world to see, you are taking it to another level, a defaming level."

    Linking to something isn't defamation, dolt. DOZENS of different blogs have run similar stories on this very issue. You don't fucking know what you're talking about.

    To anyone who isn't an Alabama fan:
    Buy or Sell - If this were involving Ole Miss and another school (LSU, Auburn, Florida, etc), this would have barely been a blip on the radar.

    Personally, I'm buying it in fucking bulk. Bama fans are the champions of crying foul over NOTHING.

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  45. Saban is short. Ha ha slander makes me lol.

    Oh wait, it's not slander if it's true.

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  46. The Ghost of Jay Cutler said..

    "Personally, I'm buying it in fucking bulk. Bama fans are the champions of crying foul over NOTHING."

    Another trophy to add to our already overfilled trophy case. What is it that Ole Miss fans are champions of again? Laughing at champions and writing false articles in a cowardly attempt to slow down the train that will dominate the SEC for many years to come?

    LOL...so sad, and honestly, I truly feel sorry for you

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  47. You just admitted to being the champions of douchebaggery. Congrats on your life.

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  48. Red Solo Cup Admin said...

    "You just admitted to being the champions of douchebaggery. Congrats on your life."

    No, I just admitted to being champions of crying foul over nothing. Apparently, this place is full of people with reading comprehension problems, and considering its contents, I can't say I'm all that surprised. If you'd like to add the "douchebaggery" trophy to our already robust trophy case, go for it.

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  49. ALABAMMER SUX!!! AUBARN (AL) 4 LIFE!!!! WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!!! SIX IN A ROW!!!!!!

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  50. Red Solo, check out Stump's profile. He is a real winner at life.
    Stump

    * Gender: Male
    * Industry: Chemicals
    * Occupation: Do-nothing
    * Location: Keo : Arkansas : United States

    About Me

    I was born in Sand Rock, Alabama. I pretty much raised myself with a little help from Mary Jane....you know what I mean. At the age of 12, I moved in with an old lady (Cat) who liked to play War (the card game). When I was 14, I moved out on my own and started work as a house painter/roofer/sheetrocker. I had to quit that when I cut half my foot off with a miter saw. Now I make money by selling tube socks and odd things I pick-up at yard sales on E-bay.

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  51. "AUbarnie said...
    ALABAMMER SUX!!! AUBARN (AL) 4 LIFE!!!! WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!!! SIX IN A ROW!!!!!!"

    It's too bad that ya got the shit kicked out of you for the seventh in a row.

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  52. I love bama fans, you wouldn't be this pissed off if Erik would have banged your mom. But talk about CNS (which by the way is the most retarded abbreviation I've seen) and your ready to fight.

    Love it Erik keep it coming.

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  53. mg said:

    "I love bama fans, you wouldn't be this pissed off if Erik would have banged your mom. But talk about CNS (which by the way is the most retarded abbreviation I've seen) and your ready to fight.

    Love it Erik keep it coming."

    Just a total stab in the dark here, but I'm guessing "mg" does not stand for "might gifted".

    Erik - Just a side note, but feel free to put it to my mom any ol' time you want. Might I suggest, though, that if you are going to post about it in your blog you get some pictures because I would hate for someone to call you a liar...wait, you have already been proven to be one.

    mg - For the record: "and your ready to fight"

    The proper text, and what most 3rd grade educated people would have used, is "you're". Of course, given the fact that you were probably educated in Mississippi, I guess I will have to cut you some slack. Who knows, maybe you did deserve the "mighty gifted" nickname.

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  54. YOU TOOL,

    THAT GAME IS SO DAMN IRRELEVANT! YOU AIN'T GOT SIX SO STFU!!!

    WAR DANG EAGLE HEY! SIX IN A ROW!!

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  55. AUbarnie spewed...

    YOU TOOL,

    THAT GAME IS SO DAMN IRRELEVANT! YOU AIN'T GOT SIX SO STFU!!!

    WAR DANG EAGLE HEY! SIX IN A ROW!!

    If that's the case then those six in a row are irrelevant simply because we beat your sorry asses in the most recent game. If I remember correctly we shut your asses out.

    Do me favor; turn your caps lock off and stick to beating your toothless wife, kicking your mutt, and making sure your lot rent is up to date for your doublewide.

    Let's leave the blogging to Erik, it looks like he's got a ton more breaking news to give us all.

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  56. AUbarnie, stop living in the past. Your six in a row is about as relevent as our 9 in a row.

    Roll Tide

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  57. Uh, guys, check AUbarnie's profile...y'all don't really believe that's a true Barner, do ya?

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  58. artiger,

    Seems to be the typical auburn fan.

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  59. YouTOOL and Stump,

    If you can't tell that AUBarnie is likely one of your own who is sardonicly mocking Auburn then you're both stupider than I imagined... Which, by the way, was pretty fucking stupid.

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  60. The Ghost of Jay Cutler spewed...

    YouTOOL

    BLAH BLAH If you can't tell that AUBarnie BLAH is likely one of your own who is sardonicly mocking BLAH Auburn then you're both stupider than I imagined... Which, by the way, was pretty BLAH fucking stupid.


    Oh Cutler......

    You assume much, and know quite little so thank you for enlightening me you fucking rube.

    Lemme guess......you the sheriff of these interwebs are going to put my keyboard on lock down and forbid me from breaking your balls.

    Get a life.

    You blog.

    You're not doing anything to save this world.

    You're not even funny.

    Do yourself a favor........get laid. Step away from your keyboard for a minute and get involved sticking your dick into something other than your sock. You just might like it better than what Bobby Massie did or didn't say.

    If you think that I'm going to go away you are wrong; I'm in your head and totally enjoy knowing that a few typed words gets you so worked up you can't maintain a hard on. Kinda reminds you a little of the Old Miss Basketball coach.

    Happy Easter you dickhead.

    GO WEEBALS!

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  61. YouTOOL,

    Speaking of my blog, take a fucking look at AUBarnies.
    http://aubarnie.blogspot.com
    If you think that is real then you're a fucking dumbass.

    Go Weebals? More like ROOL TEEDE ROOL!

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  62. Again; The Ghost of Jay Cutler spewed...

    YouTOOL,

    Speaking of my blog, take a fucking look at AUBarnies.
    http://aubarnie.blogspot.com
    If you think that is real then you're a fucking dumbass.

    Go Weebals? More like ROOL TEEDE ROOL!

    Hello MacFly, Hello

    You need to change your pseudonym to The Retarded Ghost of Jay Cutler.

    Do yourself a favor; filter the well water you've been drinking because you're about two glasses away from being a thermometer (look that one up). The mercury levels in the trailerpark must be off the hook.

    But seriously are you sure that AUBarnies fake?

    No fucking shit?

    Come on.........are you kidding me?

    Be honest.....really?

    Cutler hold on.........Andy Kennedy is on the line and he's telling me it's real.

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  63. YouTOOL,

    You can't pull the whole "well no duh it's fake" bit after you had a damned argument with him AND firing back at me after I pointed out your fallacy.

    Why don't you just go back to Eelabeemuh and hang out with your Croomsarn Teede and their coach Rick Sadbone and spare the rest of us the trouble?

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