Monday, December 17

It's Been A Rough Coupla Weeks

My new favorite, random LSUFreek fark

Excuse my lack of content of late. On top of real life excuses, work has been blog-blocking me. (those cocksmen) I guess they don't want their employees blogging at work or something. Even so, I think I've found a way around it.

It's kinda like watching those scrambled channels at the end of the dial way back, junior high (without the cheezy music). The Man won't ever come between me and my contrabanded entertainments!

So what did I miss??? Lets see. What to tackle first?

- Here's a few pics of The New Ole Miss First lady courtesy of present to you, Diana Nutt...

Where does Diana fit in the hierarchy of SEC Wives?

Interesting. Maybe Houston's not as far behind The Orgeron as we once thought in the recruiting department. Speaking of, I wonder how the big move is going for good ole' Kelly Orgeron...

Another Top SEC Wife bites the dust

Word on the street is that Kelly was a "square peg" to the Oxford scene's round hole. Among other issues, it seems Kelly had quite the potty mouth in the grove. Apparently candelabras, Abners, F-bombs and G.D. don't mix. That's doesn't jive at all with the drunken, pseudo-chruch picnicy vibe of The Grove. She wasn't too fond of the Grove M.O: "Hold your liquor, mind your manners and keep your problems in the closet"

Either way, A "Meet The Orgerons" Reality show would be a gold-mine and they'd make the Bonaduces and Kardashians look like the effin' Cleavers. Seriously, what has Orgeron been up to the last coupla weeks?

In hindsight, has there ever been a less productive SEC coach in terms of Wins and Losses? Apparently, it doesn't pay to have a wife at the top of my old list. You're next Urban.

- In other news, it seems if your school holds out for a month and looks like a bunch of clueless a-holes, you are rewarded with a big name coach. Just ask Arkansas, Michigan and (last year) Alabama.

- Oh, and I love the prevailing thoughts of internet Bama fans at this juncture (basically the same place they were with Shula a year ago). I actually read some ignorant, mediocrity-induced rivals poster write something along the lines of, "Shula put us in such a big hole cuz of bad recruiting not to mention probation that it's gonna be 3 or 4 years to rebuild The Tide." WTF ever. Why is it always, that after your new coaching staff proves to suck balls in their first year, "Well, we all knew it was gonna take 4 years to get this thing turned around."

Horsepiss! You don't pay a guy $4 million a year to do no better than Mike Shula with Mike Shula's pretty damn talented players. Clearly, Nick Saban has lost the respect of everyone that counts (outside of the recruitniks). Mostly the players. You can't tell me they didn't quit on him after that LSU game. Why would you want to play for a coach who will gladly sell you in the media every chance he gets. I certainly wouldn't show up drunk at the airport for a guy that's gonna take me from 6-6 to...yeah, 6-6. (BTW, BOL Open Board Moderator/Tough guy MrCrimson is an Uber-Scrotebag)

- David Cutcliffe is now the head man of Duke Football. Wow, what an impact hire. I wonder if the Dukies even bothered to talk to Ole Miss administration. (requisite Cutcliffe joke in 3...2...1..) Is there a previously unknown 6'4", high school senior quarterback, bastard son of Archie Manning residing somewhere in the Carolinas? Otherwise, Duke football is screwed. As if they could be anymore screwed than 4 and 42 in four years under Ted Roof. This pic pretty much sums up the excitement and effort David Cutcliffe will bring to Durham...


- Speaking of the Cutcliffe/Orgeron era, the goat of these men's flailing, pathetic offenses was more often than not Michael Spurlock. Spur was the starting quarterback the year after Eli under offensive genius David Cutcliffe. As you know, Eli is a 6'4", lead footed honky with a strong, fairly accurate arm. Michael Spurlock is a 5'10", fast as lightening, athlete with a cannon for an arm but zero accuracy or (how do I say)...touch or requisite height to see over offensive linemen.

Obviously, these two men should run the same offense.

There are two amazing indicators of Cutcliffe's ineptitude: Patrick Willis...who I think I can safely say will quickly become one of the best linebackers to ever play the game of football, at any level (If you want to argue see Exhibit A, B or C), Cutcliffe stumbled upon him when no other SEC schools offered the small school, Tennessee Mr. Football and then promptly sat him on the bench for two seasons of eligibility in the name of seniority. WTF! [/tangent]

Anyway, If you need more evidence than that, check out the youtube below to see what kind of talent Cutcliffe wasted by trying to make Michael Spurlock a pro-style, pocket passer...

So...Congrats to Spurlock who "couldn't hack it" in college ball, but is making history in the NFL. Thanks, Cut! You offensive guru and genius developer of quarterbacks!

Good luck with all that, Duke.


  1. i realize you have hard feelings towards cutcliffe, but what caliber of coach did you think duke was going to hire?? fucking bill cowher?? this is a solid hire for a shitbag program.

  2. You seem to believe that Alabama fans are so upset about Shula's recruiting, that we're going to riot in the streets. We're not like that, ok?

    We're only marching to the SEC office from the future site of the Langford Dome to have Shula's name stricken from every SEC record book.... that's all.

    Bring your copy of "The Missing Ring" by Keith Dunnavant. He'll have a reading before the march, followed by a montage to Gene Stallings.

    I don't blame Shula's recruiting in terms of just pure star rating or talent, it was respectable. But, even Mike said that he recruited the guys with horrible attitudes because he felt pressure and wanted to grab the best talent possible so he wouldn't suffer too much on the field, even if they had poor grades or bad attitudes.

  3. druid as a bama fan i would like to see where you heard/read this about shula knowing these clowns had bad attitudes.

  4. I don't buy the party line about shula's recruits being thugs. Saban would have recruited the exact same guys (Simeon Castile, DJ Hall, etc.) Are you honestly trying to tell me that Saban recruits "character guys?"

    Saban wouldn't know "character" if it slapped him across his wee little ass.

  5. I second Gerry on that, Druid. I can't see any coach (even a poon like Shula) admitting something like that.

  6. almost forgot, Gerry. As far as Duke goes, I'd hire A coach who (A) can halfway decent recruit some North Carolina talent (B) who runs the talent differential minimizing spread offense (see: former "shitbag" program Wake Forest) (C) Gives a crap about defense.

    With that in mind, I'd take a chance on a great high school coach before I offered Cutcliffe. Gus Malhzan, anyone? At least he has some upside.

  7. Probably shouldn't of said Mike Shula directly said it because well.. he didn't, so I jumped the gun there, but I still believe in what I said.

    This is the article I base this on:

  8. And yes, I am telling you that Saban isn't a thug seeker.

    As for Castille, he would still be recruited, because yelling at your buddies in the street isn't thuggish.

    Saban's biggest mistake this year was trying to baby the people with bad attitudes on this team, and it ended up biting him in the butt. Saban wanted to win too quickly.

    He didn't lead like he was suppose to, so he just tried to survive this year before making any cuts, which was foolish.

  9. Erik would drive 80 miles out of the way on his way home from work if he thought there was way to bash Alabama in it. In the words of Curly Bill: "Don't mind him, he's just drunk."

  10. Nobody said Saban is a "thug seeker." Nobody is a "thug seeker."

    I think they're both "Talent Seekers."

    This Saban needs time to rebuild stuff is the kind of BS you start to believe after it's repeated over and over again on BOL.

    Saban did a crappy job this year because his staff mind-effed John Parker Wilson. He did a crappy job because he "lost the team." He did a crappy job because he thinks he is bigger than the Alabama Crimson Tide Football Program. He did a crappy job because he was too busy lecturing others on their problems to notice his own.

  11. And how do you lose a team Erik? By letting people with bad attitudes stay around and affect others around them. If he had cut them to start with, then I doubt we would've seen a total collapse like we did.

    JPW is JPW, he will always try to do more than he is able to do. Mind-effing has nothing to do with that.

    Who cares what he said about South Florida? Somebody asked him a question, and he gave his opinion. It isn't like he goes out seeking fledgling programs to verbally attack.

    As for being bigger than the program, I dare you to find me another successful SEC coach in this league right now who doesn't think at some level he is bigger than the program. They're the ones getting millions of dollars to coach, and they have people who will believe anything they say. Tuberville has a huge ego, Saban has a huge ego, Nutt has a huge ego, Spurrier has a huge ego, etc.

  12. boys, boys, boys...saban, thugs, shula's a turd...let's focus here. kelly o is a filthy mouthed piece of milfy ass. and as long as her hubby is unemployed its going to be even harder to get sweet ass pics like the one of her in the tank top above. and diane nutt definitely has something. she could really use some of kelly o's wardrobe though.