Saturday, December 6

Serious College Football Analysis: SEC Championship


A little Ole Miss love at the SEC Championship game. Thanks, Tider [Credit: Jason, the sign's author]


How Florida Wins:

  • Challenge Bama's weak link secondary; throw deep, intermediate, often
  • Off tackle rushing game
  • Screens
  • Win the turnovers
How Bama Wins:
  • Old school grind it out football. Marathon, not a sprint mentality on offense
  • Stop the run and force turnovers. Disciplined D - Don't give up big plays
  • JPW has to step up at some point and win the game

Enough of that football talk, check out these classy Bama fans courtesy of TheWizardofOdds:



One of the famed "Houndstooth Twins" working "the strip" for that ticket



PSA: this kid scares the crap out of me



"Hey, could you not take a picture of my cigarette...I don't wanna nobody thinkin' I'm trashy"



Note to self: Start making really retarded tee-shirts. Sell them in Tuscaloosa.


"play some Skynard!!!"

13 comments:

  1. Fuck Bama. Florida just proved what we've said all along. Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson got flipped over and fucked in the ass in the 4th quarter, and he like it. Tebow cried the fucking was so good. Hotty Toddy you fucking Tide piece of shits.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hotty Toddy back to you Monkey......we cried too after we banged your "Wild Weebals" in Tuscaloosa.

    " Florida just proved what we've said all along."

    Where and what did you ever bring to the party?

    Oh; that's right, you brought your toothless mother so she could service all the straight boys that showed up to your "daisy chain" party in Oxford.

    Wipe that 40 year old dust those National Championship trophies....you couldn't get 25 dollars for 'em on Ebay.

    I'm still waiting for the humble opinion.

    "What does "Bama's Back" even mean these days? In my humble definition it would mean at least, "back to Atlanta," and that's a tall order for such an underwhelming group."

    Get used to it; Old Miss will always be the doormat of the SEC.

    And yes next year we get to beat your uneducated asses in Oxford, but thank GOD it'll be on pay-per-view; that way we can watch the Tide roll and not have to smell the "Weebals" fans.

    ReplyDelete
  3. ^^^What a lame jackass

    I hope someone puts a sense of humor, or at least some tact in your stocking this year.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I've been in Tuscaloosa for 2 games this season, the Ole Miss and Auburn games. The Auburn win was impressive, but the Ole Miss one was not. Your former #1 team couldn't score a point in the second half against our defense.
    Are you seriously 12 years old? How many versions of Ole/Old Miss/Piss, Weebils can you use in one post? If you are going to deride my post, please do it with cleverness/humor next time. RedSolo, I'm sending a letter to Santa for him.

    ReplyDelete
  5. "Red Solo Cup Admin said...
    ^^^What a lame jackass

    I hope someone puts a sense of humor, or at least some tact in your stocking this year."

    Don't worry about me; I'll take the coal.

    "monkey11508 said...
    I've been in Tuscaloosa for 2 games this season, the Ole Miss and Auburn games."

    Did your parole officer know that you were going? I bet your wife didn't like the fact that rather than feed the kids you were going to the big city to see a sporting event that you already knew what the outcome would be before you spent the bus fare.


    "If you are going to deride my post, please do it with cleverness/humor next time."

    I did and all my friends are laughing about everything I typed about your mother.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Ahhh, mother jokes. I will have to email you the ones I wrote down in 4th grade.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Ole Miss fans celebrated by stealing a few extra credit cards for Mr. Hornsby. He'll only use them to buy Powe a few coloring books. He's gotta learn to color inside the lines before finals!

    If Reb fans want to laugh at a guy who went 5-0 against OM during his time at Alabama, then I have to feel pitty for you.

    ReplyDelete
  8. "monkey11508 said...

    Ahhh, mother jokes. I will have to email you the ones I wrote down in 4th grade."

    Please do.....I could use old and tired material just like the Soothsayer's "Bama Fan of the Week"

    I'm sure that yo momma would like 'em

    I forgot to add......Go Texas Tech!!

    ReplyDelete
  9. I think someone must have talked about Monkey's mamma...or maybe one of the pics hit a little close to home.

    Methinks thou doth potest too much...

    ReplyDelete
  10. Hey Druid,
    Hornsby had an offer from Bammer per Scout.com.Glass houses....

    ReplyDelete
  11. Per Scout, but not the Bama Scout site, Rivals, Tuscaloosa News, AL.com, Any other news outlet in Alabama, etc.

    Glass houses are fun if you actually live in them.

    ReplyDelete
  12. I can pretty much guarantee that the Ole Miss/Paul Finebaum will be on TV and not PPV.

    Way to let Tebow get another Heisman! RMFT!!!!

    ReplyDelete