Tuesday, December 30

Saban just got back from one of those Tacky Christmas Sweater parties

Note: You can blame AL.com video for the craptastic formatting eff ups...hope you had a merry Christmas











Yeah, I know Tiders.

"That sweeter cost more then yure life, barner!"

Even so, lil' Saban looks like my kid nephew at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.

Except my nephew wouldn't look so gosh damn nervous, and pissed all the damn time. Even after Nick's 12-1 season, he still looks as verbally constipated as ever in front of the assembled media...with hate in every shrug of his shoulders, smerk of his evil mouth and repeated utterance of "relative to."

How could you not love this guy? RTR.

By the way, this video was taken on the 28th, so maybe the yet to be disclosed Andre Smith decision was weighing heavily on Saban's alleged soul. Hey, but who gives an eff about that guy? "Andre the Giant" was one of Shula's no-talent recruits, right? On to bigger and better things.


Tider Porn - Happy New Year

15 comments:

  1. we still on for our cotton bowl wager or what??

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  2. Sure, Gerry. I haven't forgot. I look forward to it. Maybe I can finally afford that houndstooth toilet paper I've had my eye on.

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  3. Checking in from Mytrle Beach, and I see even the start of the New Year didn't help improve this lame trash heap of a blog.

    Personally I can't wait until the Weebal beat down today. My 4 year old nephew can't wait to see Texas Tech blow out your "boys from Oxford". Ideally it will be by at least 21 points.

    That will really make me feel good about more "Bama Fan of the Week" funnies, and to kick off another year of wishful thinking that the Weebals are more than the doormat of the SEC.

    Still waiting for the humble opinion about Bama being back.

    Go Texas Tech!!!

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  4. Tool, isn't the Cotton Bowl tomorrow?

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  5. Tool if it's such a pile of garbage why do you even post on here? Some moral obligation?

    Five minutes to kickoff...go Rebs!

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  6. Even with the score of this game the way it is; you Ole Miss fans and alums will always be losers in life.

    It's just the way it is, and the way you've been conditioned to be.

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  7. Come on Tool, just admit you were wrong about the game and let's move on.

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  8. well artiger, i'm sure tool won't admit it, but i damn sure was. i thought the red raiders were gonna throttle the rebs. for my mistakes i owe erik $20.

    on the bright side i don't mind paying $20 to get the sec what i thought was an unexpected bowl win. especially with kentucky looking like hammered shit right now.

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  9. Gerry, I won't even mention it.

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  10. "Still waiting for the humble opinion about Bama being back."

    Tool,

    I don't know what else I can say other than Bama is indeed back. You were right, I was wrong.

    Roooooolll Tide, Roll!

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  11. YouTOOL, FloridanBlogger, AUbarnie or whatever you decide to go by next week:

    KARMA!

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  12. What are you talking about?

    I picked Alabammer to lose to my second favorite team: Utah!

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  13. You TOOL,

    "Weebils" or "Webbus" or whatever it is you say is fucking gay. It's not clever, it's not funny, it's not original, and it's definitely not at all insulting. It's just fucking gay. That's it and that's all.

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  14. Red Solo Cup Admin said...
    You TOOL,

    "Weebils" or "Webbus" or whatever it is you say is fucking gay. It's not clever, it's not funny, it's not original, and it's definitely not at all insulting. It's just fucking gay. That's it and that's all."

    But yet you still enjoy losing to Alabama.

    Do yourself a favor; stop worrying about me, and do something about those pictures of you all over the internet with the icky white stuff on your face.

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  15. Erik said...
    "Still waiting for the humble opinion about Bama being back."

    Tool,

    I don't know what else I can say other than Bama is indeed back. You were right, I was wrong.

    Roooooolll Tide, Roll!"

    WOW

    My goodness Soothsayer; you have time enough to climb out of the doublewide and send me a personal response.

    Thanks.........but not the response I was looking for.

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