Off Season Poetry
e e cummings would be so proud!
1.
No fall Saturday would be complete
Without a tailgate and stadium seat
I cheer for my team
While livin' the dream
Just please don't let it end in defeat!
2.
I saw coach O on the road
Many cruitin' seeds he has sowed
He works his ass off
Yet still they scoff
And try to paint him a toad
3.
Could Something Be Brewin' in Dixie?
Coach O making waves is not easy
Will he whoop some ass
on the turf and the grass
and prove that his ways are not sleazy?
4.
Hundreds of miles we drove
To set up shop in the grove
The bourbon flows
And so it goes
Twas life before we betroth! *
*Disclaimer: This one doesn't apply to me, because, well, I'm not married...yet! Hard to rhyme with "grove"
I found this link on the vitals of the limerick after I wrote the ones above (mine weren't exactly structurally sound!). Here is some help for those aspiring poets out there!
Tell me you did not take the time to come up with all of those. You are a very sad person.
ReplyDeleteErik sits and types all day
With hopes that Ole Miss will play
At least one good game
Which necessitates fame
Then he can cheer hip-hip horray
or
Erik indeed is sad
He sits at home with his dad
He looks for a job
And acts like a slob
With only Ole Miss to be glad.
The guy that just wrote two makes fun of me for writing four!
ReplyDeleteI don't sit at home with my Dad. I sit at home alone! Man, i really do have some a-hole friends though! Sad thing is I know exactly who this is:
Matt can be such a tool
He knows all because of med-school
If he don't know
He'll put on a show
And act like he's not a fool!