Saban-Gate
Things I'm sick of...
White (adulterous) Trash?
Used Car Salesman?
Like the rich, old, drunk at Sammy's, Mal finally scammed a stripper into going home with him. Score! I just hope he didn't get something Ajax can't wash off.
How much do you wanna bet that Saban hates his new boss, before he even arrives in T-town.
Ok...Now that's just funny
Who is the raging a-hole that pumps out this crap?
Does anybody else think that Saban backed himself into a corner? Albeit, a very profitable corner. Would Dolphins fans have ever gotten over this if he decided to stay?
Imagine for a second that you said a little something like this to your wife/girlfriend/owner:
"Baby... You know I like you, and that I'm legally/morally committed to you... and the last few years have been pretty neat...but...well, OK, this other chick just got done with a nasty divorce...She's really in a bad place right now...also, she's got tons of money and she's all up on my jock! I don't know what to do!
What?
Does she look better than you?
Well...she's a little used up, high maintenance, and well she's kinda got that former-prom-queen mentality, oh and her Family is insane...but...like I said, she's got money, and I just thought I should talk to her...you know, see what she thinks about our future together.
She really wants me bad, and I just think it would be poor taste to just turn her away!
Yeah, I told her 'No!' several times but she keeps throwing herself at me...It's crazy!
I know, she's, like, REALLY desperate, right?
I hope this won't effect our relationship if I have dinner with her.
Baby...Baby?!"
The Alabama Job - Rough Equivalent of Sifler's Mom
so would you have taken the job? 40 mil--- it's not every day people get that much money to leave their spouse.
ReplyDeleteHell no, I wouldn't take the money. Haven't you seen the E, True Holleywood Story about Powerball winners?
ReplyDeleteThey go from paint can sealer at the Home Depot to Multi-Millionaire overnight.
They all get divorced, addicted to Crack, yellow gold jewelery and cheap sluts.
It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Mo money, mo problems.