Friday, November 3

Reason # 1571 Why I Love The South

That Ain't My Gameday

Lot, a known Michigan fan, is seen here fleeing Columbus

They say that the sweet is not quite as sweet, without the sour. Well consider this your daily dose of sour.

I lifted this video from a link provided by the prodigious bloggers at Mzone. It depicts the game day scene in Columbus, circa 2002's Ohio State / Michigan tilt.

All this to say, SEC fans, never let a gameday go by with out dropping to your knees and (at the risk of sounding red) thanking the football gods that you were born Southern. It could be so much worse. You could be a The Ohio State fan:

Who knew that Sodom and Gomorrah were so competitive?

My stream of consciousness as I watch said video:

What a craphole. I know that video was showing the "worst of the worst" but Ohio State looks much like war torn Poland, circa 1943.

I know they have a wide variety of disciplines in Columbus, but The School for the Advancement of DoucheBaggery must be top notch.

Also, I've seen better looking women in the Special Olympics.

tOSU looks like my worst nightmare. The students aren't even tailgating, they are just standing around in their starter jackets, with a half warm 12 pack of The Beast, pissing on one another.

In conclusion:

Columbus is a wretched hive of scum and villainy...and disease. Can't overlook disease.

Forget the killer bees. God save The South from these debacherous beasts.

Imagine for a second that you have come upon The Grove in Oxford or The Amphitheater in Auburn or anywhere in the SEC (outside of red stick) and witnessed this brand of vile, horrendous jackassery. I ain't got the words.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


GO FORTH! And enjoy, with renewed appreciation, what is left of your gamedays.

You're welcome.

1 comment:

  1. I will. That was awful. I'll never go to a game up there.