Perrilloux to be the Butt of Many Cock Jokes
Yeah, that's right. Ryan Perrilloux, the former best quarterback ever, is transferring to the "Championship Division" Jacksonville State Gamecocks, of dubious Jacksonville, Alabama (Northeast Alabama's premier four year university).
[FriendsoftheProgram via al.com]
Good choice. (smoothest. transition. ever.) Ryan picked a university, that before this publicity stunt, was best known, at least in my mind, as having the strongest bisexual color guard in northeast Alabama (and probably the nation). When I say, bisexual, I don't mean it in the hip, MTV, punch in the ovaries, Tela Tequila kind of way. I mean, on top of the normal girls, The Marching Southerners also have hairy faced, largely rotund dudes in sequined, spandex unitards, spinning fake guns and colorful flags and what not. That must be one hell of a scholarship...
Not that there's anything wrong with that...at a football game...right?
Why be a "Flagget" though? Why not theater or interior design? Why shake your spandexed ass in front of a bunch of largely homophobic, Southern football fans?
ReplyDeleteNothing says Deep South Football like dancing sprites.
HAHA.. true. I think its because the flaggets aren't smart enough to play an instrument besides the skin flute.
ReplyDeleteJust my 2 cents.
and Perriloux will kick butt this year for JSU
He'll kick but before getting kicked of the team. Or maybe not, the public won't care as much now that he's at JSU
ReplyDeleteWow, some guys will do anything to get close to chicks.
ReplyDeleteSomehow, I just don't see these guys in the same light that I see the male cheerleaders.
interior, design!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q