more bad news for Tider Nation
I was out last week, so consider this payback. Bless you, Matt for bestowing upon us this unbelievably predicable true life Bammer story. That's right! Another Crimson brother in trouble with the Po-lice. This from the Mobile Press-Register:
Robbery suspect leaves license
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Staff Report Authorities say a man who stole money Tuesday from a Grand Bay convenience store left behind some incriminating evidence — his drivers license.
Kenneth Lane Holliday gave a clerk at the Korner Quick Stop on Old Pascagoula Road his license in order to turn on the gasoline pump and get gasoline at about 8 p.m., Mobile County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Kate Johnson said in a news release. A few minutes later, he came back in the store with a handgun and demanded money from the clerk. He took the money, Johnson said, but left behind his Alabama drivers license.
Johnson said Holliday fled the store in an unidentified vehicle. He was last seen driving east on Old Pascagoula Road, she said.
Holliday is described as a 50-year-old white male, 5 feet 9 inches tall, weighing 170 pounds, with blue eyes and blond hair. He was wearing a red University of Alabama T-shirt during the robbery. (RTR!!!!) Johnson said the clerk was able to identify Holliday because he frequents the gas station and "is on a first-name basis with the clerk."
Anyone with information should call the Mobile County Sheriff's Office at 574-8633.
You know what they say about the best laid plans...Not exactly Jessie James are we, Kenneth? In fact, it's been a pretty rough week all together for Tider Kenneths in LA (lower Alabama).
Hmmm, come to think of it..."White male in his 50s , 5 feet 9 inches tall, weighing 170 pounds, with blue eyes and blond hair." If only he was shitfaced, then It might be another Alabama QB from the 70s. Or, slightly more likely... just another methed out, "friend of the University" asshole. We're ate up with em in these parts.