Mindless Morning Youtubery

It's really cool these days to be so over the media hype of the Superbowl, but I don't care. I embrace hype. Hype brings awesome drunks like Alana Colette Connell into our lives, or in the case of the Super Bowl, some crazed Mexican News-Skank in a wedding dress. Namely, Ines Gomez-Mont.

Yeah, you've all heard the story, but here's the video...



And I thought Peyton was the biggest media-slut in Glendale this week. "Losers" has more on this developing story.