Thursday, March 13

Two-fer Bama Fan of the Week


seriously, this is where it all went down

A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said (photoshop, what?).

McFarren, 36, said he can't be certain how long Pam Babcock stayed in the bathroom because "time just went by so quick I can't pinpoint how long." He said beatings Bama received in her childhood caused her phobia.

McFarren said he finally called police February 27 after he became worried because Babcock was acting groggy and talking about dropping a "Shula" -- like she didn't know what was going on, except she was awake.

What emergency responders found when they went into bathroom has left residents of this small western Kansas town buzzing, and law enforcement officials incredulous.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her crimson sweat pants down to mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," talking about the "G** D*** Poulan Weedeater Bowl" and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself. For some reason, clutched in her fingers was a Dennis Franchione bobble head."

Ok, so this really happened in Ness City, Kansas (where ever the hell that is) [CNN], and I kinda took a few liberties with some of the details. But it doesn't not say she's a Tider, and if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Hell, I'd probably spend all my time hiding in the bathroom if I lived in Kansas too. I remember driving through that God forsaken state on my way to church ski trips in Colorado. I think God made Kansas suck really bad so Colorado would be totally AWESOME!!! by comparison. Kinda like Shula ($1.55 Million, 6-6, Shreveport) and Saban ($4 Million, 6-6, Shreveport).


Not Pam Babcock, in happier days

[Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay]

9 comments:

  1. a fat slob of a woman gets stuck to her damn toilet seat in kansas and you try to twist it into a bama story??? the word stretch doesn't even begin to cover you on this one. you're going from funny to borderline pathetic.

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  2. fuck them Erik. Keep on keepin' on brotha!

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  3. and a hearty fuck you to mr. h-back as well.

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  4. Shucks, I guess I can't please everybody! (especially tiders)

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  5. Cool it Erik or I'm posting my video of you suckin off Coach O then doing the elephant walk with the Ole Miss basketball team.

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  6. Lots of pent-up tension and frustration out there...hurry up football season!

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  7. you guys are F'in too serious sometimes about the Sh%$#y Bammer football team!
    Charlie

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  8. Phyllis from Mulga10:25 AM, March 19, 2008

    Shit or get off the pot, Erik. Your blog is quickly falling from my first string rotation of fucking off during work internet surfing. One new post every other week ain't cutting it.

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