Baby Names

Inspired by Orson and Bryant Crimson, I bring you my list of original baby names for all SEC Fans...

Arkansas = Johnson Dicknut

Mississippi State = Sylvester Smoot

Ole Miss = Archie Lacoste

Vandy = Commodore Cutler

Alabama = note: I defer to "Cocaine McBourbonbomb" (genius!)

Florida = I-Denim Meyer

USC = Dirk Cockerson

UGA = Costa Del Dooley

Auburn = Bo Jackson

UK = Lorenzen Rupp

LSU = Rohan Mac

UT = Dollywood Majors