VS SEC FRESHMAN OF THE WEEK BRANDON BOLDEN
Surely there's been a mother effing mistake. From SECSports.com...
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Baton Rouge, La. (Scotlandville Magnet)
WTFYMFAF!!?! Wait...Is "Brandon Bolden" some pseudo name for The Julio? Cause the only "Brandon Bolden" I know of was some non-dreamy three-star "athlete." What could he possibly know about outstandingness?
What is this Brandon's vertical? Where are his erotic preseason photographs? Has Brandon ever testified at a murder trial? Has Mr. Bolden ever even been accused of owning an Escalade, much less driven one? I think Not. Fact is, nobody touches themselves when they think of "Brandon Bolden." He doesn't even have a gosh damn face, while Julio is the face of all things classy and traditional.
These types of things need be taken into consideration for some stupid award such as "SEC Freshman of the Week."
Julio Jones: The People's Freshman of the Week
SEC FRESHMAN OF THE WEEK