Thursday, July 24

I'm Embarrassed for this Tool

"Welcome to Mississippi State, Freshmen! Sit back and relax as this motivational douche bag teaches you, in the most annoyingly white way possible, about our rich tradition of straight thuggery..."



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15 comments:

  1. holy f'in gay!! i never even knew that damn thing had a name until now. are those current students or potential students?? b/c if i hadn't written any checks yet i would have gotten in my car and driven to any other nearby university.

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  2. I'm embarrassed that I just sat through all six and a half minutes of that.

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  3. oh wow. that's stupid. I'd like to see that blonde chick in the background.

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  4. I would be embarrassed if that my my university.

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  5. State's motto should be something like "We lost the game as well as the party", except that they may actually win some more games this year (but still lose more parties).

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  6. "That year we went on to win our bowl game against UCF and our coach then went on to become the coach of the year." All priase to the new soldier boy dance!

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  7. Wow I didn't realize people actually went to Mississippi State much less cared about that school or their terrible football team.

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  8. Every school has these type of douchbags. They are the guys that know every girl on campus, but have not gotten into any of their pants. They are in every stupid club or on every possible commitee, they always tell really corny, stupid jokes and dress like frat boys even though no half decent house would let them in. We had lots of them at UGA and I still hate all of them to this day.

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  9. I bet he doesn't even remember what game they were playing.

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  10. Wow I didn't realize people actually went to Mississippi State much less cared about that school or their terrible football team.

    Wow, I didn't know fag bags like you type stupid shit on message boards

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  11. The fat orientation leader gets winded.

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  12. Guys, you have no clue how much those kids care about MSU. Give him a break...if half the people out there had a quarter of his spirit, STATE would be #1. Cut him some slack....

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  13. Will he become a Baptist preacher, a car salesman or a high school football coach? In our beloved South, it's tough to tell the difference.

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  14. I think he will become a Baptist preacher that sells used cars and fondels little boys on the side.

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  15. "The fat orientation leader gets winded."

    Haha....believe it or not, that's actually the guy that dresses up as Bully the mascot and roams the sidelines.

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