Wednesday, July 4

A Real American Hero

Gayest. Celebration. Ever.

Chestnut...Smells like...Victory!

66 effin' Hotdogs in 12 minutes, or 1 every 10.9 seconds
(Tebow would have taken his ass)

For those of you that were out grilling sausage and drinking beer like normal people, I hunted up some video. Here's the exhilarating final two minutes, when everything was in doubt but anything was possible.

Major League Eating... It's Shartastic!

I'll admit that the foreigner should get a bonus point for eating his own vomit - Major credit

Other World Records Held by Chestnut (Wikipedia):

First Loser - Kobayashi

In the words of Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

That's right, bitches! Today, I'm just real glad and proud to be an American. USA...USA...USA!

Link: Deadspin was on site for all the Glory

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