Ask and ye shall receive. Thanks to MH (another cocktail party attending UGA fan) we are introduced to this veritable "Ripley's Believe It or Not" Gator who was allegedly tailgating nearby. No, to our limited knowledge, this Floridian does not have a third nipple, eleven fingers or elephantitis of the scotestical region...Quite the contrary. He's apparently just your average Joe, committed to being the best Gator stereotype he can be.
Because as I'm sure this fine specimin would tell you, "If you gonna do some sh*t, do it ALL THA WAY, brah."
As reader MH was quick to point out, this Gata really brings his "A Game":
"Mullet (bonus points for shaved sides of head)Wow. There's a Friskies joke here somewhere. If you can top the above image (or even if you can't), please spread the love.
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