Wednesday, October 31

Gator Fans of The Week?

Just in time for Halloween, reader FBZ in Savannah (UGA fan) adds insult to Florida injury with these loathsome, and deeply disturbing gator gameday pics. I have to give the Gates credit though. These handy-tards are on par with anything Bama, LSU or Tennessee has to offer. Well played.


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I'm speechless. Wait, no...no I'm not. This "Uncle Rico" embodies every stereotype in the white-trash playbook. From his ripped stone-washed jeans (possible jortage??) to his strawberry-blond, grown-man mullet. From his red neck to his gold chain. From his unfounded cockiness to his unfortunate facial hair. If in the above picture he's not yelling "WOOOOOOOOO!!! GATORS RULE YOUR ASS, MOTHER EFFERS!" then something is terribly, terribly wrong.


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This must be the Cooper Manning of the Tebow family. Gotta love the reactions. Even the lady on the jumbtron is disgusted. Notice our previously featured "Mulletude Man of the Year" in the bottom left corner who appears to be lecturing Tons-of-Fun on classy fan behavior.


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"The Thinker?"...More Like "The Stinker." Is this Gator serious? Is that a Halloween costume/wig? I was under the assumption that the infamous "Rat-tail" had gone the way of "The Shula" in the lower 48. I stand disgusted.


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And Finally, because FBZ was kind enough to submit these pics, we have posted a little something for the Bulldog spank bank. Enjoy yo-self, and send more pics.

7 comments:

  1. my blog is highly offended at its association with that ruthless and toothless gator fan.

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  2. Why did the camera cut off right above the jort hemline in the first picture?

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  3. hmmm...I think somebody is trying to hide something, Joe.

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  4. Why would a UF fan be wearing a black shirt? Are we sure that guy wasn't a UGA fan? Just wondering...

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  5. Caption time for pic #1:

    "WOO, GATORS! Oh, hold on for a sec... gotta answer the phone. Hello? Oh, hey Coach Meyer. What's that? Gonna bring a little Gator justice to them Dawgs? I hear that Coach! Tell Tebow I wanna snuggle up to him all masculine like, none of that "sissy gay" stuff. GO GATORS! WOO!"

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  6. BamaGirl,
    If you look at the cap, it looks more like the Gator's logo than the Georgia G.

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  7. Oh good, Jason. I was worried there for a minute! haha

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