Friday, June 22

Rock Out With My Cock Out



Blake Mitchell Just Wants To Dance

Spurrier's leading man really likes the sauce. Apparently, he also likes the river dance. What s**t-faced, starting, SEC Quarterback doesn't? Blake Mitchell is seen below getting his swerve on at a recent wedding.

Not only is he set to be "The Man" when it comes to Spurrier's Cock-n'-Fire offense, but from the below photographic evidence, he also appears to be "That Guy." Yeah, Klick-Klack...


Spurrier says antiperspirant is gay



It's not his fault - Blake was entrapped in a "Ring of Dance"



Blake's working it so hard, the girl on the right appears to be removing her undergarments



I'm 95% sure this was the song playing during these pictures - Happy Weekend


Link: The Rant

6 comments:

  1. that was disturbing. He really should stop drinking.

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  2. He needs to learn what my Daddy taught me - "The camera is not your friend".

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  3. The caption on photo #3 is fucking brilliant.

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  4. Wait till otis sees us. He loves Us.

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  5. Mind if we dance with yo dates?

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