Monday, September 3

Weekend Highlight

Quentin Groves Eats Babies...and Left Tackles

Quentin Groves must have sold his soul to the devil at a very young age. If Stanley McGlover was The Predator, Groves is The Super Freak. I heard when Superman gets ready for bed, he puts on his Quentin Groves underwear. I'm pretty sure Quentin Groves would eat a homeless person if you dared him.

Here, Quentin establishes ownership of Kansas State's best offensive lineman. No, seriously...He reached down deep and removed this poor guy's manhood. Just watch the damn video....


  1. When can we expect a list of Chuck Norris-like jokes with Quentin Groves as the star?

  2. When Quentin Groves tells us to. :)