Mindless Morning Youtubery

Good Thing Clemson Football doesn't Run a Burger King

The Youtubes just keep-a-comin'. As if Tommy Bowden & family didn't learn a while back what you can and can't do on camera.

Multiple readers have been so kind as to forward this short clip of Tommy Bowden at the Georgia Tech game, in search of Howard's Rock. Once he locates it, evidence will show that Mr. Bowden moves said rock toward his mouth-hole with alleged intent to consume...or did he!?!

Exhibit A:


Hat Tip: Gamecock Tom and Martin


But how can we know for sure? Maybe I should just put Coach Bowden on the stand...

Erik: Coach Bowden, you ate that booger because you didn't know TV was back from commercial, and that's what you wanted to do!

Capt. Ross: OBJECT!

Judge Randolph: Sustained!

Erik: And when it went bad, you cut that booger LOOSE! You coerced the doctor...

Coach Bowden: What???

Erik: you doctored the log book!...

Capt. Ross: DAMN IT, ERIK!

Judge Randolph: CONSIDER YOURSELF IN CONTEMPT!

Erik: COACH BOWDEN, DID YOU EAT THAT BOOGER?

Bowden: I did the job I was --

Erik: -- Did you eat the BOOGIE?!

Bowden: You're G.D. right I did!!!

{silence overtakes the courtroom}

Erik: Please the court, I suggest the jury be dismissed so that we can move to an immediate Article 39a Session. Coach Bowden has rights.

Edit: For even more coverage of this breaking story, check out Respect the Cocks. Dr. Strangecock's got the footage in HD with Zapruder style slow-mo! "Back, and to the left...Back, and to the left"